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Are you also Superman?
No military service record. Disappeared into thin air in 1969.
He's looking for a little piece of home.
Chief, it is horrible the way they are treating us.
We don't know. We're trying to track down some witnesses.
he's the piece of work that raided The Planet, isn't he?
Wear your beepers. We'll be in touch.
through the two trees...
Let's go!
I told them if they're so determined to take your computers and your notes...
What exactly is that?
But I would appreciate it if you would put a stop to this.
What if it's not?
Biederman, let's get legal on this right away.
This story's getting bigger every second. What are we waiting for?
Yes. And to advise you to stay out of harm's way.
- Take my computer? - You talk, they walk.
A few days later, some men showed up around town asking questions.
Could I see you in my office, please?
You mean by telephone or...
Are you also President of the United States?
You two could kiss your careers goodbye, and take the paper along with you.
What?
- People know we're here. - Like Superman.
You are so weird.
UFOs: Unidentified flying objects. Only they were all identified.
whether the fish is going to be fried or charbroiled?
He says turn on your beeper or you're fired.
"The FBI says it has no existing operations concerning Superman."
I don't think you can get the whole effect...
National security concerns about Superman.
Guess again.
I know this must be hard for you.
I want you to pull everything on a George Thompson.
If we knew anything, I'd agree.
- I think I'm entitled to one last request. - Within reason.
Why isn't this reading as a lie?
You wanna maybe go out sometime? Catch a movie or something?
- Okay, I told you. Now you tell me. - Tell you what?
Let me ask you a question, Miss Lane.
You sit there with the gutless paper pushers in Washington.
Kent, there's been a new development.
What happens if Superman does show up?
- You can't shut me down. - I can and I will. I have the authority.
Say C.K. I Know Cat & Lois Wanna Lick Your Nuts & Suck Your Dick with Molasses On It
Right now, you two are the story.