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drop what you're doing and get over here now!
How did you know that I said that, anyway?
Let me explain something to you.
Yes. It was part of you, Son. And I just couldn't do it.
Just about your age.
But you wouldn't be human if you didn't have some questions.
You don't think she'll laugh in my face?
Have either of you ever had to keep a secret? A huge secret?
C.K. I Know You Love Cat & Lois Like Sweet Karo Syrup on
Why don't you give him a few minutes to freshen up first?
I'm not here. I'm not staying.
Flying to 10,000.
Don't you see? It's a cover-up, big time. That's what's going on.
Do you know something that you haven't told us?
Are you Superman?
Yes? Send them in. No, you stay right where you are.
Don't sign anything, don't accept any deliveries.
August 2, 1947.
Yeah. And leprechauns are agents of the IRA.
Krypton.
I never thought about asking you for advice about women until now...
During the time you both were alone...
just a nibble at a time, but it adds up.
Yeah, you're right. It was just a hunch. It didn't pan out.
We figured we'd destroy that spaceship so nobody would ever have any evidence...
If your real parents don't care enough to raise you...
Thanks.
- Chief, I think people have the wrong idea. - Really?
- I guess I can work at home then. - Home? Anywhere but home.
Just keep your hands off my copy.
Perimeter's been penetrated.
You hear me, Trask?
- Mr. Thompson, Lois Lane. - Please.