Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is the chorus.

Besides, if these girls want to eat pies with a boy,

Wait a minute. I want you to mind your manners around here

Oh, great. Then we'll both have our own bedroom.

What are you grinning about?

ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome

Dadgummit, Doo.

Doo? You all right?

Where's my egg, Mommy?

(CHUCKLES) Oh. Let me put it this way,

I got the names for 'em, Doo.

CLARA: How they feel? Loretta.

Well, you've been makin' your brags around town

I don't wanna have it.

I ain't said I don't want no new house.

Beautiful. That's just beautiful. That's it, babe.

What am I supposed to say when we get in there?

All right, you all got one more pie left.

Okay, darling. Bye-bye, darling.

Well, darlin', I'm tellin' you now

Y'all get out of here or I'm gonna

(GUNSHOT) (GRUNTS)

Miss Loretta Lynn.

All I could hear was those dadgum drums beatin' in my ear.

DJ ON RADIO: You're listening to a special memorial tribute to the late Patsy Cline,

To complain there was no need

of an inward and spiritual grace

Well, what are you, Herman?

He'll introduce you if the show ain't running too long.

but I can't sing in front of people. I just can't.

You know, I forgot I had this.

(VEHICLE APPROACHING)

Yes, you can. I done fixed it up for you.

All right, tape is rolling, we're ready. Let's go for take one.

What you see in them grounds, Mommy?

Yeah, come on, Mama.

Mrs. Webb, uh, me...

(CHUCKLES) Not for no nickel a jug!

If you like me so much, you can walk me home.

The game you're a-hunting for ain't beef

(LAUGHING) Doo! Jack Benny!

And now I'm a honky tonk girl

Oh, thank the Lord. Maybe it ain't too late

All right, honey, what are you gonna sing for us?

when he gets home.

Hop in that jeep, let's go say hello to Mama. There she is!

DOOLITTLE: I'll take all bets.

he'll get to acting horny. What?

Three, four, one.

LORETTA ON RADIO: (SINGING) We were so happy my heart was in a...

Hey, Patsy, Mooney says he's gonna take me squirrel hunting.

A sow. That's a woman pig.

when we get back here.

(SONG ENDS) (CROWD CHEERING)

(ENGINE STARTING)

Doo, this is Charlie Dick, Patsy Cline's husband.

(CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

Dear, have I told you lately that I love you?

It's because it froze between here and the damn restaurant.

If you don't wear 'em, you skin your knees.

He puts it in a garbage can

if you was keeping your man satisfied,

I love you, Doo.

In the summertime we didn't have shoes to wear

I get in here every day?

"good as Patsy Cline."

I guess y'all all know she's over in the hospital

Ernest Ray, your daddy is gonna wear you out

a lot of dues to get on the Opry.

Who made honky tonk angels...

Now look, this'll take you through your fifth month.

The longest train

Yeah, it looks like you had a happy one.

Here's your baloney, 48 cents.

Darlin', I don't know what to tell you.

Miss Loretta Lynn.

Look here at this. These radios are on sale real cheap.

What have you been doing?

Hi, Ted. Hey, Carl.

Where'd you get all that?

You're just a little girl, he's a grown-up man,

Except me and Doo is separated.

(MINERS CHEERING)

That Sears Roebuck I ordered come in yet?

BOBBY: Well, let's get a listen to it, folks, brand-new on the Zero label,

Come back from the army acting like a wild heathen.

Most people can't without they learn how first.

I'm no good without you anyhow

it all depends on that, darling.

Baby, you've got 10,000 people sitting out there waiting on you.

Darling, come over here and sit on my knee.

So thanks for coming in, you all. Bye-bye, now. Bye-bye.

(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING) (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

Lord, Lord, don't do it, Loretty.

Doo worked so hard to get us this record!

Why'd you say they didn't like us?

(ENGINE STRAINING)

I need somebody that cares about me.

is fixing to get married if it's all right with you.

than have to whip you like that?

Wilt thou love him, comfort him,

And I spent half the morning fixing that.

ANNOUNCER: You know, Patsy Cline has been

so I thought, "Shoot. I better just lock myself up in it,

Come on in here, Doo. I was just about to blast you one.

Well, that's the way you're supposed to feel when you're in love.

Many nights I've laid awake and cried