Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, I remember you used to pay me a nickel for every jug I sold.

I come to see Doc Turner.

so long as you both shall live?

What are you up to?

I'm too happy to even think about that now.

What you get me a guitar for?

(WATER RUNNING)

As you said in the words

Still, from the looks of things,

And Jackie's seen in a discotheque doing a brand-new dance

You are? Well, you know what they say about baloney now, don't you?

DOOLITTLE: Deal is, Loretta, you can sing in every little honky tonk in the country.

Bye, Jack! Bye, Ernest Ray! Bye-bye.

And one's on the way

MAN ON RADIO: (SINGING) Blue moon of Kentucky keep on shinin'

How'd you like to come back to work for me?

No, I'm gonna be living in a tree house,

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

You're gonna sing for these old boys in here in the morning,

Oh, Lord, them pies ain't the only thing salty about you, are they?

Come on, let's move it up. I'm cold, I'm miserable, I'm wet,

And if I hadn't lied

'Cause if you're lookin' at me

Hey, look, no kidding, you can't be in here while I'm doing a show, okay?

It sure enough is. (BUS HORN HONKING)

Searching for you

I'm hoping and I'm praying as my heart breaks right in two

is gonna be covered in wildflowers in six weeks' time,

you wear your knee pads, you skin your back.

Turn the radio off. We can't afford no new batteries.

No, not a hell of a lot. Working too goddamn hard. What about you?

He's walkin' away

Doolittle, what are you doing?

(CHILD COUGHING)

Did you stay up all night again, honey?

else they'll keep you running back and forth all night long.

Well, let me add up all these damn things

I'm gonna lose my voice.

and that's getting people to play the dad-burned thing,

to save you from ruining your life.

You say I ought to know

I reckon we'll have to wait and see who grows up to be who.

You know, I'm gonna tell you something else,

Who's walkin' by his side

Mud, flood, hell or high water.

Was you just gonna leave me?

Hell, Ted said to ask Clary and Clary said to ask Ted and... I don't know.

That's right, that's WCBL.

the first lady of country music, the coal miner's daughter,

Ain't got no place in here for drunks.

Looks like that's it for me.

As there he goes

Oh, yes, darlin', take it. Take it.

(SINGING) Have I told you lately that I love you?

Took you riding?

Just long enough to get the money to send for you.

Where have you been?

(PLAYING COUNTRY MUSIC)

Let her go, boys. (BLUEGRASS MUSIC PLAYING)

There ain't a creek she can't ford, a gully she can't jump

(PLAYING BLUEGRASS MUSIC) (CROWD CLAPPING RHYTHMICALLY)

I got something with your name written on it right here.

Where do you want me to look?

(BRAKES SCREECHING)

Goddamn, Loretta. Don't you ever stop to think

It didn't look like no talking to me. I'm warning you, Doo,

Brings heartache my way

and he said, "That's about the prettiest song as I ever heard,

Stop growling, Doo, you sound like an old bear or something.

(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING)

Y'all settle down here now and be quiet.

(SINGING) Women like you, they're a dime a dozen

you don't even know them people!

'Cause if you're lookin' at me

I know that, Daddy.

You want me to watch for that next transmitter?

Wilt thou love her, comfort her,

I'm getting so sick of baloney.

I've been having them bad headaches again, Doo.

They don't give a damn.

You know, mister, if you knew Loretta,

ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome

Oh, she'll talk up a storm if she feels like it.

Goddamn, woman, don't you ever warn me about nothing!

And now I'm a honky tonk girl

Stay away from that Doolittle Lynn

Well, if you ain't a picker, what are you?

What are you doing in the bottom anyhow?

Doolittle's been up the house every day this week.

(REPORTERS CLAMORING)

said happy anniversary and said why don't you call her more often.

You boys stop fighting and listen to me sing.

The hell you getting in such an uproar about, Loretta?

What the hell are you doing running off and hiding like a...

so we can wake up every morning

Well, you just have to make up your mind, darling,

I'll do just what I want!

WOMAN ON RADIO: (SINGING) I'm always walkin' after midnight