Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He'll say, "Loretta, spread me up

the first lady of country music,

Well, we don't need no fortune-teller to know that.

So fill my glass up to the rim

Got a wife singing on the Opry.

GIRL: F, O, D...

I'm pregnant again, Patsy.

DOOLITTLE: Y'all scared of the rain? You ain't gonna melt.

You got one of your bad headaches again, Daddy?

Go with Grandma. Come on, girl.

MAN 3: Yeah, I got this right here.

BOTH: Give the company their money back.

Pretend we've never met

It's a chocolate pie here, belong to

Walkin' the floor over you

(SPEEDY CHUCKLES)

Come on, fellas, let's go.

MINER: Get your mule, son.

LORETTA: Mama's back in Kentucky taking care of the four babies.

Can I go with you?

Shine on the one that's gone and left me blue

Hello, darlin'. Come here, baby.

Well, darlin', I'm tellin' you now

Don't worry about him, kids.

Now, I want you to make a list.

to live together in the holy estate of matrimony?

Buddy, could you give us a minute, please?

We never did before

We're Gonna Have A Baby Brother! Peanuts & Marbles & Magical Miracles, That's What Little Boys Are made of!

Oh, dang, you guessed it.

...that'll raise the Titanic some day

I know she's young, I know how much y'all love her,

I'm gonna give you the biggest baby shower in Nashville.

Doo, they liked me!

BOY 2: What you got in that box?

Besides that, how are they gonna keep us out?

I'm your wife! Boy, you better think of a better reason than that.

(CHILDREN CLAMORING)

Damn! MAN: Hello, Patsy!

I love him still

And the next step's even more important than that

And all that lovin' on me won't make things right

Loretty, you home!

Did you hurt yourself? Your jaw's swelling up.

It ain't gonna be so hard to get up here next time.

To find her a good ol' slow-talkin'...

PEGGY SUE: Mommy, look who's here! Loretta!

Because they don't die. The real ones just die.

You must not be too married, you ain't wearing no ring.

LORETTA: (SINGING) The captain, he must have been drinkin'

I guess I'm what's giving 'em to you.

(KNOCK ON WINDOW PANE)

Since we found how much it hurts

(ALL CONTINUE LAUGHING)

I fall to pieces

or a hill she can't climb.

You come to tell me somethin'

if I have to kick your

Really don't like telephones.

LORETTA ON RADIO: And then I sung it for Doolittle. That's my husband.

You know, the first time I ever seen you I said,

Yes, just like you was at home.

Yeah, if you slow down, they forget about you.

Stop making that noise. You sound like an old bear growling.

I don't wanna go against y'all, Mrs. Webb,

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

Anything we can't make, we'll steal.

DOOLITTLE: Whoa, babies. Whoa, babies.

Oh, I do my share of the work, mister. Delmar, turn it up!

and pull a set of window blinds down, are you?

(TIRES SCREECHING)

No, and I'm not too ignorant to know

No, I ain't leaving.

Yeah, darling, I'll get me a nap later on.

MAN: Hey, sweet thing!

I ain't gonna get used to you getting on me and sweating like an old pig!

that you know how to do.

if you run off and hide like a stupid hillbilly?

I said I ain't gettin' in it and I ain't!

I don't know who you are. But I know what you are.

They've been known to.

There ain't nothing for me in Kentucky, Loretta.

In fact, I got Randy's old things, too.

DOOLITTLE: Two bits? Buddy, that's an insult!

How I missed those lovin' arms

tragically killed early this morning

Six bits? Got six bits right there. Who's gonna bid a dollar?

You need a little more time to learn how to cook.