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To find her a good ol' slow-talkin' country boy

But in the wintertime we'd all get a brand-new pair

right here till 6:00, neighbors.

We were so happy my heart was in a whirl

DJ 2: WMIT in Middlesboro...

Mmm-hmm. Yeah, I will.

MAN 2: Anything else in this here?

You were eating all day. Sit up there.

Cuss, drink, chase wild women.

honor and keep her in sickness and in health

Hey, now, wait a minute, by God...

I see a woman crying. Looks to me like a man crying, too.

Was on that Georgia line

TED: Okay, fellas.

I mean, one day I was just

Takes that lamb and takes that squirrel

Darlin', if you don't want it,

Let's get it, boys. Always loads easy on payday.

Baby. (SOBBING)

Well, why did you lie to us? Huh?

He doesn't know.

(SINGING) There ain't no pipe can settle this fight

and she'll follow you just fine.

The work we done was hard

Emergency, she said.

soon as you get some rest.

If you're on the charts, you're gonna get played.

Good day, isn't it?

He took the picture, too.

Let's get it boys. Always loads easy on payday

Yeah, (CHUCKLES) Together.

I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you.

That you've been a-lovin' my man

MAN: The corner and put that big ol' thing

you'd know that ain't no act.

See if we can't get a smile out of old sourpuss here.

Run off and worry everybody to death.

When do you think I'll ever be able to tell y'all apart?

I never thought of ever leavin' Butcher Holler

I'm walkin' the floor over you

Have you seen Doo?

to Miss Loretta Lynn!

"The White House social season."

(PLAYING COUNTRY MUSIC)

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

Mess of paychecks. I've been saving 'em.

Yeah, I heard ya.

Business is good, you see. I'm selling more whiskey than I can make.

(CHUCKLES) She ain't got... Okay, Loretta Lynn!

ignorant hillbilly ass every step of the way!

MAN: (SINGING) Play in the house and play in the sea

'Cause you ain't woman enough to take my man

(CROWD CHEERING)

I believe married life's making you fat, girl.

When you sing, I feel like you're talking about my life.

The doctor gave you them pills. You taking them pills?

Oh, wait a minute, Doo! I ought to put on some lipstick.

Bet they're wondering what's happened to their mama.

Course if you had have been working for him,

Patsy heard you tonight and she wants you to come and see her.

Don't even think about what you're supposed to say, just start talking.

MAN: Nice show, Patsy!

You did the right thing, Doo, leaving here.

MAN: Fire in the hole!

I'm gonna get on the Grand Ole Opry, too, just as soon as I can.

Yeah... Stop ya growlin.

Loretta, I am leaving Kentucky.

In a cabin on a hill in Butcher Holler

Let me get my parrots, baby.

(CROWD LAUGHING)

Just like your daddy.

Right behind, top drawer.

You ain't never rode in a car before, have you?

Not much left but the floor

I got the idea...

And that's what you look like to me

Probably never.

and forsaking all other, keep thee only unto him

Yeah. (LAUGHING)

Mommy, I shouldn't have left.

Dadgummit, Doo, wait a minute! People can see in here.

Right now I want you to meet a little gal

Yeah, I got something to tell you, too.

Slow down, Doo!

To find her a good ol' slow-talking country boy

(GASPS) (BABY CRYING)

I'll sit there in that green chair.

WOMAN: He's got a wife on the Opry. That's right.

(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)

Two things I want you to promise me, boy.

Sit up big and listen to your mama.

You ain't gonna get that thing up this holler.

'Cause you're my wife, darling.

I ain't gonna make you do nothing you don't wanna do.

let's get us one of them babysitters

Doo? What are you doing?

(SINGING) They say to have her hair done

DOOLITTLE: Hey, put that thing back on.

Hey, now, you listen here, I went ashore over yonder at D-day plus four

We'd better be a whole lot more careful next time.

You're the auctioneer. You ain't supposed to bid.

to get on top of a pile of junk.

MAN 1: Go get 'em, Loretta. MAN 2: There she is.

It's just not clear and we have to set up the schedule properly.

I guess I get it, then.

I want you to look at heaven, baby. BETTY SUE: Mama.

We're gonna be damn lucky not to lose our FCC license for this.