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We're gonna be damn lucky not to lose our FCC license for this.

Not much left but the floor

(SINGING) There ain't no pipe can settle this fight

Don't even think about what you're supposed to say, just start talking.

Yeah, I got something to tell you, too.

I ain't gonna make you do nothing you don't wanna do.

Right behind, top drawer.

But in the wintertime we'd all get a brand-new pair

We were so happy my heart was in a whirl

I'm walkin' the floor over you

and she'll follow you just fine.

Mommy, I shouldn't have left.

Hey, now, wait a minute, by God...

(PLAYING COUNTRY MUSIC)

TED: Okay, fellas.

Business is good, you see. I'm selling more whiskey than I can make.

To find her a good ol' slow-talking country boy

You were eating all day. Sit up there.

you'd know that ain't no act.

'Cause you ain't woman enough to take my man

WOMAN: He's got a wife on the Opry. That's right.

He took the picture, too.

It's just not clear and we have to set up the schedule properly.

I mean, one day I was just

When you sing, I feel like you're talking about my life.

Loretta, I am leaving Kentucky.

I want you to look at heaven, baby. BETTY SUE: Mama.

right here till 6:00, neighbors.

Have you seen Doo?

Let's get it, boys. Always loads easy on payday.

Cuss, drink, chase wild women.

Darlin', if you don't want it,

Mmm-hmm. Yeah, I will.

Two things I want you to promise me, boy.

Probably never.

MAN: Fire in the hole!

Well, why did you lie to us? Huh?

"The White House social season."

(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)

We'd better be a whole lot more careful next time.

Yeah... Stop ya growlin.

(CROWD LAUGHING)

I got the idea...

Course if you had have been working for him,

The doctor gave you them pills. You taking them pills?

MAN: (SINGING) Play in the house and play in the sea

MAN: The corner and put that big ol' thing

He doesn't know.

I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you.

(CHUCKLES) She ain't got... Okay, Loretta Lynn!

Bet they're wondering what's happened to their mama.

Patsy heard you tonight and she wants you to come and see her.

You ain't never rode in a car before, have you?

Let me get my parrots, baby.

MAN 2: Anything else in this here?

I guess I get it, then.

Sit up big and listen to your mama.

I'll sit there in that green chair.

You're the auctioneer. You ain't supposed to bid.

Baby. (SOBBING)

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

Right now I want you to meet a little gal

honor and keep her in sickness and in health

Yeah, (CHUCKLES) Together.

To find her a good ol' slow-talkin' country boy

(GASPS) (BABY CRYING)

to get on top of a pile of junk.

I'm gonna get on the Grand Ole Opry, too, just as soon as I can.

DOOLITTLE: Hey, put that thing back on.

You did the right thing, Doo, leaving here.

That you've been a-lovin' my man

Slow down, Doo!

Let's get it boys. Always loads easy on payday

When do you think I'll ever be able to tell y'all apart?

Mess of paychecks. I've been saving 'em.

MAN: Nice show, Patsy!

I never thought of ever leavin' Butcher Holler

to Miss Loretta Lynn!

soon as you get some rest.

Yeah. (LAUGHING)

MAN 1: Go get 'em, Loretta. MAN 2: There she is.

I see a woman crying. Looks to me like a man crying, too.

You ain't gonna get that thing up this holler.

Yeah, I heard ya.

I believe married life's making you fat, girl.

ignorant hillbilly ass every step of the way!

Doo? What are you doing?

If you're on the charts, you're gonna get played.

Hey, now, you listen here, I went ashore over yonder at D-day plus four

See if we can't get a smile out of old sourpuss here.

let's get us one of them babysitters

And that's what you look like to me

Emergency, she said.

In a cabin on a hill in Butcher Holler

Was on that Georgia line

(SINGING) They say to have her hair done

Just like your daddy.

DJ 2: WMIT in Middlesboro...

Dadgummit, Doo, wait a minute! People can see in here.

Takes that lamb and takes that squirrel

and forsaking all other, keep thee only unto him

'Cause you're my wife, darling.

Oh, wait a minute, Doo! I ought to put on some lipstick.

The work we done was hard

(CROWD CHEERING)

Good day, isn't it?

Run off and worry everybody to death.