Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, you know, I saved all of my maternity clothes.

That ain't no car. Looks like something from Mars.

Oh, Loretty, that there book,

Miss Loretta Lynn. (CROWD CHEERING)

That's just from grinning, baby, that's from pure happiness.

Get up there in front of the backdrop.

MAN: Oh, that's Patsy Cline.

How you doing, Bo?

And when that pretty girl turns to me

Well, you must have got 'em mixed up, Loretta.

Hell, you got people fighting each other to take care of you.

Even if I have to remind him every now and then

All you gotta do is lay up and count it as the old lady rakes it in.

Yes, honey, I've got to sing over in Lynden.

What? Never mind.

How sweet it sounds

(ENGINE STARTING) WOMAN: That's Loretta Lynn!

BROTHER 1: Okay.

Folks, we got a special treat for you here today,

Why don't you have a phone put in sometime, Mooney?

Sure, baby, go ahead. I'll take the young'uns. Get your mama's guitar.

And I mean damn lucky!

Look at this one. Look.

No, it ain't, Doc, it ain't never gonna be over.

Herman, I'm gonna kill you!

Loretta Lynn? Loretta Lynn? Loretta Lynn?

The what? Oh. The transmitter.

I'll be right with you, Hoss.

I thought you looked just like a little toy soldier.

Maybe you ought to slow down some.

(TOILET FLUSHING)

Takes that pretty girl round the world

What did you do that for?

Baby, I can't hear you!

But maybe it'll turn to somethin'...

coal mine, moonshine or moving on down the line.

ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, make welcome, please,

Get in there, baby.

Oh, Doo, I don't need no book to tell me what's wrong.

What have you got on your face?

(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

Well, I like my lovin' done country style

(CROWD CHEERING)

I need you, Doo.

DJ ON RADIO: Now here's that number one hit, Walkin' After Midnight.

I made this for you.

You're good at managing me.

Loretty, you know I don't like to boss you, but I got to now, honey.

a little girl, the next day I was married,

MAN: Was blind but now I see.

Now, what's a foot-long word supposed to mean, huh?

There's your mama, kids, let's go.

Put the backdrop back on the bed.

Do you really think I sing good?

Hell, let's go to the house, let's call the lawyers and get a divorce.

I don't guess he ever got over me taking her off from home, Doc.

Oh, all right, that's a dollar once, that's a dollar twice...

Junior, come on, take 'em out. Please?

I guarantee it.

That's what you look like to me

It was on a moonlit night The stars shining bright

Well, hell, I'm sorry, Loretta, but you drove me to it!

DAVE: "Jackie's seen in a discotheque."

I need somebody to talk to.

That's sold, right there, for a dollar. (CHEERING)

That dadgum word is a foot long.

That really isn't an act, is it?

Get up, Mommy. Do your squaw dance.

I can't sleep a wink, that is true

Ever since you left me I've done nothing but wrong

Come on, let's go to the bus.

You better move your feet if you don't wanna eat

make welcome Miss Loretta Lynn.

And I've tried and I've tried

We gotta drive all the way to Spokane.

When I left Virginia I swore

Y'all get washed up before you come in.

Aren't you gonna talk?

Wait'll they go to bed, then you can catch them together,

Yes, you can, baby.

And what I see's a pity

Take care. Now, I'm calling you first thing Monday, don't forget.

With lovin' on your mind

Well, that's just my way

Doo, what time is it?

Come on and sit down.

Betty Sue, you take care of the little ones, okay?

And then right...

We're gonna have a baby!

Who's that sow wallowing in your jeep?

now you don't wanna let 'em down.

I said a country boy

I mean, generally people that can sing can talk.

Okay. We'll go shopping.

Get out of there, sweetheart, I'm trying to take your mama's picture.

The wedding ring is an outward and visible sign

(TRAIN CHUGGING)

What's the matter with you?

Wait a minute, I ain't got all these doodads sewed on yet.

No, no, I mean more better. That little lady sings her hind end off.

All right, we'll put the bedroom

and Doolittle, he's driving...

But here in Topeka The rain is a-fallin'

and Doo, that's my husband,

I can't read this book, Doo. It's got all 'em great big ol' words in it.

Listen to your daddy.

We gotta move right now, you understand?

I'm cooking it as fast as I can, darling.

Okay, honey, Mama will be home soon. Bye-bye.

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