Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Long distance! Your ma's calling from Kentucky!

No, baby, we can't afford it. We ain't got the money.

Listen, I'm trying to hear the radio, you all. Delmar, turn that thing up!

Sit down there.

I wanna be a singer, Doo!

All right, that's $3 once, $3 twice...

Get all that crap off your face, by God,

Loretta? Uh-huh.

Yeah, I'll get it for you.

Get away with every parrot you got. Uh-huh.

Doo, sometimes I think you got a washer missing in your brain.

But my life's running me and...

What are you doing in here with them kids?

And this little girl would walk a country mile

but right now what you and me have to worry about...

(MINERS CONTINUE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

I'm freezing, Doo.

And start my life anew?

When you come home drinkin' and can barely crawl

I'll have one of them beers, please, plus one Coca-Cola.

'Cept the memories of a coal miner's daughter

DOOLITTLE: I knocked, but I reckon y'all couldn't hear me outside.

You know, darlin', you might have found something

In the pines...

What did you do all day, baby?

That heap of red dog back yonder.

You mean together?

Doo, if you're born in the mountains, you got three choices,

I'm talking about real money, Doo.

At night we'd sleep 'cause we were tired

Yeah, well, let me tell you something.

Where's my... Where's Doo?

Who are you telling what?

Now try to quit that complaining and relax.

I can't. I'm married.

How am I supposed to get any sleep?

Well, a lot of things have changed since way back then

(CROWD APPLAUDING)

Instead of having sweet dreams

Many nights I've laid awake and cried

Hey, where is the next one?

I love him still

(LORETTA SINGING ON RADIO)

He shoveled coal to make a poor man's dollar

(SINGING) Well, I was born the coal miner's daughter

'cause I'm gonna call you up after my first song.

I figured that'd be a good day for you and me to get married,

I'm gonna kiss you good night. Ain't you ever been kissed before. Huh?

and it just sorta laid right there.

It's a song I wrote myself, it's called Honky Tonk Girl.

Oh, Daddy, them things don't do that. Do they?

DOOLITTLE: Boys, there ain't no place this thing can't take me.

The hell you will. You're gonna do exactly whatever the hell I tell you.

(CAR DOOR CLOSES)

He's out in the alley trying to sober up enough to do his show.

and being an old man time I'm 40.

So, let's give a great big Grand Ole Opry welcome

Get back in here. I like you better natural. Forget the lipstick.

And now, folks, we've got a special treat for you.

Do you two have rings?

(CROWD APPLAUDING) Thank you all.

I got something sitting right on back there at that table...

at least you'd have been working somewhere.

That he don't love me anymore and I'll have to let him go

I got something to tell you, girl.

I got me $25 that says I can do it. Does anybody wanna bet me?

Loretta, Patsy Cline's husband.

(COUGHING) Let's cover your mouth when you're coughing.

toxic cheryl de coursey was bohoouppla's bohpa bohpa booooohoobowoowu bawp boohoonlyip boohooupperooouni boouiiyouoopshowooyoppering wasen't she? she was! and to this day she still is!

Now, you go stand right over yonder and keep your eyes on Ernest.

But I haven't yet

Mommy, I love you.

ALL: There she is!

Thank you, Patsy.

Bye-bye, honey.

wild as the devil.

You want a hot breakfast, you got to go with me.

Well, one thing's for sure,

It's a nice song, Mommy.

If I played all of 'em, I wouldn't have time to play anything else.

MAN 1: Shit! Hey!

'Sides that, you got to come with me, I love you.

CHILDREN: Come on, dance.

You understand that?

What you mean running off like that with that wild boy?

(SQUEALING) Instead of having sweet dreams...

Ain't no chance of gettin' in that goddamned car, hey, boys?

(JEEP APPROACHING)

Don't know why we quarreled

Oh, Lord, Loretta.

or makeup or none of that junk, I don't like it.

What we are thinking when Democrats are talking.

When I was a trusting wife

Red's the color that drives men wild.

Maybe I oughta keep that. Keep it burnin'.

And I'm gonna stand right here

Baby, it's just a little rough the first time, that's all.

because that's what a damn marriage...

Herman, get your feet off!

signifying unto all the uniting

I bet we never quarrel anymore

MAN: That saved a wretch like me.

Hey, Cousin Ted,

Coal dust give him the headache.

Daddy always managed to get the money somewhere

Come back, Mommy!

I want you to know first time I seen that girl

Say, lady, I'll auction off them pies for you.

You can buy 'em anywhere

It's just a little rough the first time, Loretty, is all.

I can't sleep a wink, that is true

(PLAYING UPBEAT COUNTRY SONG)

Oh, I didn't know I threw that thing away.