Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know what tomorrow is? It's our anniversary.

(CONTINUES SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

You know how to use a gun and you can use you a job.

By God, we'll pay 'em later on then.

You're supposed to be taking care of me.

Uh... Hi, Bobby. My name's Loretta Lynn

I love squirrel meat. Don’t you love squirrel patsy?

Yeah, this fan cut it for me.

Well, I like my lovin' done country style

I was saying that tomorrow is our anniversary.

You got any plans for the future?

Oh, no, that's a rough old honky tonk. You can't be going over there.

You reckon we could get us one?

Don't, Doo. No!

I'm gonna break my back working to make her happy.

and then we'll put one in front of the house, too.

Oh, hell, you're not gonna have to get up there and sing.

It's right in there. Thank you.

Boy, Daddy, this baby's gonna be a big one, ain't it? You weigh now.

because people might think you sing that thing better than I do.

"at least till I get this music business figured out."

I don't belong here.

I ain't no singer, Doo. I can't sing for no strangers.

I wanna be with Doo for a minute.

Hell's bells, Loretta, do you think this is something

What's that mean? (LAUGHING)

What do you think?

and next day I was out here singing for y'all.

Slip's all rotten.

Hi, Loretta, I just...

Would you see she gets it?

(SIGHS HEAVILY)

You want chocolate or glazed?

Don't call me that. I may be ignorant, but I ain't stupid.

This stuff's cold.

Hi, Mommy. Doo's thrown me out, Mommy.

You ain't even 14 yet.

I ain't even gonna bother you.

(PHONE RINGING)

I swear I don't.

How the hell can I ask you something about it

Now get on back there and take it off.

Hey, buddy, get her out of here. I gotta go back on the air.

Well, your pet name for me is "squaw"

Well, stop surprising me.

I was just coming to get you. Are you ready?

Hi, Daddy. Look at your knee. Daddy, why don't you wear your knee pad?

For he knew that he had done wrong

It's beautiful, darlin'. We'll put the bedroom in the back of the house

(CROWD APPLAUDING)

LORETTA: You told me not to!

Oh, that's gonna be pretty. That's gonna be pretty.

My heart was in a whirl

I've been having babies since I was 14.

No, Loretta ain't here, lady, she's on the road.

Kids, come along with me. Come here.

Wake up, Charlie.

You do no such a thing.

Tell them all about it, Hutch, and all of them little piglets.

She's looking good tonight.

Loretta, darlin', I get lonesome standing around by myself,

And that's what I'm interested in, mainly, course, is the future.

Women's 'sposed to have pretty things.

TED: Something special. Don't open it till we get inside.

Boy, Doo, I didn't know you knew

that I feel sure you're going to love very much.

CLARA: Take the baby, Jack.

Now, you take care of yourself, all right?

OI' Doolittle will never get up there

I can't sleep a wink, that is true

I told you I'd get this thing up here, gal.

Get over there and sit down now.

Loretta, goddamn!

'Cause the country is all I am (HORN HONKING)

Where have you been?

(GASPS) Oh, Patsy, are you sure you want me to have this?

ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, would you make welcome

Hey, buddy! Hey, buddy, come here.

I ain't gettin' in that thing.

You're stirring things up in this town.

What did you call me?

My name ain't Twin!

I need somebody to take care of me a little bit.

...Honky Tonk Girl.

Take this, will ya?

(MUSIC RESUMES)

Nothing lives here anymore

(SINGING) You come to tell me somethin'

Two out of three.

Then I come home and cooked supper.

I wasn't doing nothing.

Hell, yes, buddy! I can ride up there at the top...

(SINGING) Right from the start, most every heart

That tells you how many miles you've gone, and tell us how far we've been

PATSY: (SINGING) Crazy

Would you sign this, honey?

All right, here we go now.

Thank you, baby.

DJ ON RADIO: With all these months on the road have you hit Nashville yet?

(MUSIC RESUMES)

Oh, hell, buddy, I can climb that damn mess

or I'll give you worse than what your Daddy did.

...married men think they're still single

You keep on being a rabbit then, darlin'.

Hey, darling, how about Saturday night

Making her very first public appearance,

Would you like to hear the little lady sing another one?

It's 1:00 in the morning, what the hell do you want?

I've been on 17 straight times.

You never ask me about nothing.

Here, you read that. Then we'll talk radios.