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But always remember you're my dad,
Hooray!
"Twerking Girl"?
Well...
Kick Lisa in the butt.
Homer, I think Bart could use a little attention.
Have an affair?
-You haven't decided yet? -Don't rush me.
Huh? Oh. Uh, you were the best one, sweetie.
my eyes are in contact with.
Woo-hoo! Man beats machine!
Act out until somebody pays attention to you.
(watch ticking)
-Thanks. Just one thing. -Yes, Dad?
And make sure you don't have any more kids.
Well, that's kind of what I wanted to talk to you about.
You'll discover I'm not the perfect man you think.
Now let's move it.
¶ ¶
I just did.
Who says my class is grim? Who's Jem?
SCOUT (on TV): Don't you remember me, Mr. Cunningham?
(normal voice): He stood up for me.
I got it.
Yeah, okay.
I'm worried that my daughter is ruining her family
-Shut up! -I should be first.
Change that, and what do you get?
B a e t l e s d x z c f b g h n j I u t r f g l k m n o p y t r e v c z x b v h n m j k d d a
¶ Time loves a hero ¶
the day after Mom left. That was a tough week there.
Not a good time to film a commercial.