Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, I always thought my dad was a big fat loser
I've got that terrible feeling where I'm almost
which, let's face it, is the way things should be.
The terrible racism you're reading about
and once I finish, it's over forever.
-Liar. -Let's go again.
Oh, you'd be surprised at the things
Who is responsible for this meshugana behavior?
D'oh!
(both crying)
(gasps) She respects me.
We've got to put this family back in place.
Kick Homer in the butt?
shifting times for drinking, scheduling bathroom breaks,
I'm gonna let you do one thing just for yourself.
for tonight, honey. It's getting late.
You know whose hero I am? Maggie's. Come here, girl.
And dig I will. (chuckles)
Daddy will give you a little help.
40 after the explanation. You, get in!
And where is this other kid?
Oh, what to do, what to do?
Okay, couples therapy. You got 90 seconds.
counsel kids with food in my mouth.
-snap this rubber band on your wrist. -Ow.
No, no! You promised you would cut this scene.
-(timer dings) -Now, good-bye.
(angry chatter)
Okay, that's it. I've heard enough and three past that.
Can I please get back my after-show cupcakes?
Bup, bup, bup. Great man,
(school bell rings)
and when it ends, it's another thing she'll blame you for.
Purple.
My head's on a stalk, and my color is...