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- All right, Ken and Patricia... - Love it.
...tell me about San Pedro Middle School.
Hmm? Mm-wah! All right, thanks.
This was always about you.
♪ Step to the plate like I'm a Ken Griffey ♪
Bitch, you still mad?
Oh, my God, no.
I'm so happy for you.
What'd I miss?
Can you give us, like, two minutes?
- Oh, word. - Are you performing?
- Bitch, you're right. - I know.
Yeah, she's single.
Wait to have sex. Lose interest.
- Oh, damn. - Right?
- Issa. - Uh...
Sometimes I wish he'd just slap the shit out of me out of angry passion.
You only listen to me
Well, we're celebrating tonight. Let me get you a drink.
- Motherfucker, open the door! - It's the child locks.
- We're just, you know. - All right.
He's coming, he's coming, he's coming.
I'll never know.
(rolls tongue)
But it's like, seriously, why do we need trees?
If I don't have sex at all... motherfucker, no!
I'm not looking for a relationship.
to be this new, different person with
where we are.
What's up with your hair?
- (phone chimes) - Damn it. This is bullshit.
- Are we here? Is this it? - Babe.
Any other questions?
♪ Hey! ♪
What are you doing here?
You're never gonna have this moment again.
Not that raw meat, but you know what I'm sayin'.
and 20% will become teen parents.
So you rappers, singers,