The Gang Gets Trapped - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia [S07E09]

Well, I ran. I had a little hustle going. But, yeah, front door.

Well, you had me all freaked out about spray and DNA evidence.

They'd be out of business in a week's time. That's exactly what I said.

Yeah. Give me a chip. No, you're not getting the chips!

Dee, you gangly, uncoordinated bitch,

[ Swedish Accent ] This will work, Dennis. This will work.

Carpetbaggers, huh? Yeah.

[ With Swedish Accent ] I'm a Swedish plumber. I'm here to fix your pipes.

Leather shop in Arizona? Are you serious?

[ Teddy Bear] Hi. I'm Elbert. I love you.

I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you!

You would be out of business in a week's time.

Back off, bitch.

There is a huge amount of middle ground between those two things.

That is outrageous. That is an outrageous amount of noise.

I'm gonna whip this little bitch in the face if she makes a peep.

I have to pee so bad. Deandra, your breath is dog shit.

Don't worry about it, and don't worry about anything.

and I'll be in and out like a demon's whisper”?

It was weird that they were Asian, right? [ Mac] Yeah.

Frilly little dress,

A leather shop in Arizona? Yeah.

You're not getting a chip, okay? Come on!

hope they hog-tie you. And then I hope they rape you, in their basement, for 10 years

The vase!