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about how I was the perfect one to lead us into the house because of my wonderful grace.
Frank, if she was bangin' Jay Leno,
Eevee, you gangly, uncoordinated bitch
[Man ] Shut the hell up, or I will beat the hell out of you.
We have got to go.
Give me a chip. No, you don't get chips, Charlie!
Back off, bitch.
We've got to examine our process.
Let me get back to you on that. [ Button Clicks ]
I have to pee so bad. Deandra, your breath is dog shit.
I'm saying this was a totally avoidable situation.
Do a Philadelphia accent if you insist on doing an accent.
I'll give you that. [ Charlie ] I wouldn't even count it.
Mac, now is not the time to run off and get a hamburger.
These people are from the South.
and they're all going to Disneyland. [ Tires Screeching ]
Do you have the keys on you? Yeah, let's get the keys.
Binky.
I ain't leaving until I get that vase.
[Girl] Hi, Mama. I'm home.
We could have gotten in and out of there.
'Cause I'm very hungry.
No, Frank. They are always armed to the teeth.
How have we not been caught at this point?
Who is she talking to? What is she talking about pumngthetfiggeron?
Leather shop in Arizona? Are you serious?
you gangly uncoordinated bitch
[Man] I got a call from the alarm company. They said it was the house.
I only ask because I think knowing this might help us get out of this mess.
but you cannot flush the toilet.
Are you still talking about the vase? The vase is not cursed.
Loud voice, breath reeks. Nosy.
Okay, yes, I'm seeing now that they are cowboy-
Fine. I'll be right back.