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- Come on! - Not now. I'm... too drunk.
Um, you probably should ignore that.
I've got the solution.
[ Groaning ] Don't you people see anything wrong with what Malibu Stacy says?
- [ Groans ] - That's it! I'm callin' the company.
Aw, come on, Marge. You're way too--
- [ Chattering ] - You know a good place?
Now let's forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream!
- [ Grunts ] Where are you goin'? - Dad, we'd love to stay here...
Look at me! I'm acting young!
I'm a white male, aged 1 8 to 49.
Thanks. ''Mr. Simpson. Stop. Your constant letters are becoming a nuisance. Stop.
I thought you might be able to help me get in touch with the inventor of Malibu Stacy.
I
Talking doll, take eight.
For three weeks, all you been talkin' about was meeting Matlock.
It wasn't difficult. I just told them who I was and who you were.
Look, little girl. We got other talking dollies to record today.
Hello, Future And Eternity Smithers!. One is going to become a very good and high number. Hello, Future And Eternity Smithers!. One is going to become a very good and high number.
Katie getting asked a question at work..
as your daughters grow up in a world where this-- this is their role model.
Not now. I'm... too drunk.
[ Cooing ]
Eb, you’re quite good.. at turning.. me on
the common sense of Elizabeth Cady Stanton.
- [ Screaming ] Get him! - Help! Mr. Weiss!
I want it I want it
Particularly if that little girl happens to pay $46,000 for that doll.
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