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Being forced to write on an old computer with a dusty old mouse.
the big Bitsy-Mayor corruption piece I was working on,
Wait, you get a job in this scenario? You're not going to school or--
Sorry, I was trying to multitask.
It's the Doctor!
♪ Through ♪
The end. You're welcome.
I have one of those shirts that says, "I heart New York."
A mattress on the floor, art books for genius artists scattered about.
♪ How does she have the time to bake? ♪
It's not time to clean really, young janitor girl!
- Dad, pants? - No time, Dad.
♪ No shoes, no shirt No problems, you see ♪
♪ I'm an author Just like Jodi Picoult now ♪
Some young, vibrant people still have an AOL email address.
[riffing] ♪ We got the bricks ♪
- [Paige] What? - And I ran into my old art teacher.
Oh, hey, Dad. I was just yelling that I love you
and the life we have here and the story I want to write.
I had my very own, I believe the term is, backyard,
This is the fastest I've ever driven through the park.
Cole, let me talk to them.
I could never walk away from the paper
♪ That's where I get my inspirations ♪
You know what? I'm gonna get out of here.
- [woman] Tell that to your haircut. - [man] At least I have a haircut.
Enrique is telling me that sometimes
My room in our new house is simple.
with the likes of Monet, Van Gogh and that MAD magazine guy.
[gasps] Owen!
I gotta email Owen. "Crazy old lady kidnapped me.
The impossible drawing. Here we go.
♪ We needed the lows To see how high our hopes could climb ♪
[Cole] Norg got home safely, and everyone lived happily ever after
I don't know why I didn't call it that.
[Paige] It's incredible.
It's for your own good. You're too weak to stand up.
You'd have to be a super double art genius to draw that.
What a story. Who wouldn't wanna move now, huh?
Instead of writing about Bitsy and the mayor's villainous plot,
♪ Check me out while I turn the page ♪
♪ Take all the light that glows in me ♪
You okay, Dad?
♪ Cut this tree up Like I'm Jack the Ripper ♪
I'm stepping forward!
Good, you let go of my toe.
♪ Every few months, we take vacations ♪
I'm feeling really relaxed and well-rested because I took this job.
♪ If I just let myself be free ♪
and you just have to take it.
I think I know what AOL is. I've heard tell of it from yesteryear.
- [shouts] - Sorry. Did I scare you?
Anyway, shush.
I don't want anybody to get those bricks before us.
What should we do with this backyard, Dad? We spun around, we laughed.
[whispers] The lady from the university is calling today at 5:00.