Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[ MIRANDA ] What you need is a good shafting.

from the bottom of Bridget's bag.

I thought I would have had a little baby to love

[ NERVOUS CHUCKLE ]

I don't think there was any particular sadness in his passing.

Where is she? [ EXCLAIMS ]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TANJA! I WISH YOU TO BE HAPPY EACH BIRTHDAY!!!

Fucking excellent

[ BRIDGET ] And if I thought that was tricky,

[ JACK ] Hi, Cathy. [ CATHY ] Jack.

one is married, and the other is dead.

Yeah. Alice wants to pull the interview. What?

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

Sound as a bell. Cooking nicely.

We have a presentation in 12 weeks at the London Media Show,

[ SCREAMS ] [ GROANS ]

[ TELEPHONES RINGING ]

Bollocks to that. No. I want everything.

[ BRIDGET ] Yeah.

We should think about Bridget and the baby.

I promise I'll try my best.

Look at your TV. Now! Now! Now!

Which one's ours?

gets all blotchy when you get nervous.

O my God Luphing

Ah! Is everything all right? Is Bridget okay?

This is when Daniel would say, "Shut up, Jones."

[ TOBY ] And now, what if a man was to experience labour?

[ SINGING ] Happy birthday to me Happy birthday to me.

even when we were together.

[ DEJECTED SIGH ]

Jack Quant, thank you for coming on my sofa.

محرج مخجل

Right. What do we do?

So glad you could be here.

Sell-by dates don't mean anything.

You're doing very well. That's it. Turning around to me. Gently.

Well, except for a complete DNA check

We should take this toxic energy out of the room.

when the new management team were here?

[ GRUNTING ] Ow! Oh!

Yes. Terribly sorry,

But first, let's talk about romance.

So, let me ask you one more time, General Lu Tong,

Jack, what on earth are you doing with my son?

We're really doing this.

For example, when there is a geriatric mother.

You're single, right?

[ BRIDGET GRUNTING ]

OMG. How did you do that?

We're on live in two minutes.

Good God, Bridget. You're immense!

[ MESSAGE TONE ]

In a digital age where every cell phone is a camera,

as growing a baby or invading Iraq

but there's nothing I can do about it.

for you to find out about this yet.

No, no. Not today. No.

No. I want to volunteer.

No, nonsense. Nonsense. [ CHUCKLES ]

Mum, meet your new grandson.

All they're good for is fitting car seats and blaming things on.

But I don't want to be part of your re-branding.

I was going to come and find you to say hello,

Was it his face or his body?

sperm can live for several days after ejaculation.

I think my lung's collapsed. But this is not about me.

[ LAUGHS ] You found it.

but I'm actually gonna have to blow you out, too.

to beat all girls' weekends.

I'm really sorry.

but am willing to roll with the ironic-bearded hipsters.

Well, you don't really expect me to believe

Have alienated Mum and Mark Darcy.

Okay. Just act naturally.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

I'd like to see them thinking it away.

That's why she's not here.

Oh, Christ. Tell no one and make a run for it.

At least he was never boring.

[ INDISTINCT MURMURING ]

So, how are you feeling? Are you okay?

Bridget, so lovely to see you. Are you...

You know, first few months, they only see black and white.

[ MAN ] Crowd-surf! Whoo!

[ ALL ] Poonani!

On balance I'd suggest "can't"

Sorry, I didn't realize everyone was here. I'll just pop upstairs.

[ BRIDGET ] Okay. New pre-birth resolutions.

Oh, no, Bridget.

Right. So, going forward,

You look really familiar, outside of being on the show.

Is that your wicked stepmother?

It's awesome to see you, man.

Are you ashamed of me?

Oh, I'm depending on you. [ BOTH CHUCKLE ]

Now you may not like their music.

or even the most basic tenets of musicianship.

No, Bridget. Bridget!

Five, six, seven, eight.

You didn't freeze your eggs by any chance, did you?

Go on four. Love it.

Who's the father?

Seems to be stuck.

Yes. Oh, good, good! You're at eight centimetres already. That's excellent!

[ BRIDGET ] There was life in the old dog yet.

I'm so sorry we didn't get here on time! Daddy's parking the car.

who are not obsessed with children and marriage.

instead of saving the world by cell phone.

I live in Ealing.

One, two, three...

Bridget, Miranda. I've told you, don't talk between the bongs.

Because I let him. Because I wanted you for myself.

All gone. Yeah, that's lovely. Oh.

I come behind with the bags, Mr. Mark.

Poonani! Poonani! Power to the Poonani!

Aren't you, Ari Sinatra?

The creature from the Black Lagoon.

It's not Mark, is it? Oh, do say it is.

Cannot fall in love with shiny new American.

Thank you very much. [ TOM ] Well done.