Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- James? - Ok, let's go see Princeton.
I think this could help us avoid...
- Portia, I'll call you. - Please don't-.
It's so hard.
...remember to be yourself, because...
You know, I went to Dartmouth, same time as you.
I didn't realize until I was very far along...
And 790, 780 and 790 on the SATs.
Just back from a boring recruitment trip. Uneventful.
I'll have a breast, please.
Recalcu Eating. Recalculating. Recalculating-.
but she's originally from our beautiful stale of New Jersey.
Nelson, take a corner kick.
Why do you have Do Not Disturb signs with you?
Put your hands together...
And I know this is very sudden and I don't expect-
Yeah, I'm great.
I'm sorry, _ are you a senior?
I thought I'd give contacts a try.
...chicken and I will stop and get the famous bean salad on my way home.
I hate geography class. I hate maps.
Yeah, I sent you a few e-mails and left a couple messages.
Should I be?
Jeremiah, there's something I want to tell you...
Did you stay over?
He's going to Yale.
She's captain of the cross-country team, sports editor of the school paper.
I got pregnant in college and my boyfriend had already dumped me for someone else.
...and I know this is all a bit abrupt.
I thought that would drive me insane but...
No, I'm in sixth grade.
Wallace Thompson. Twenty-one hundred combined SAT...
And I wished so many times that I could have told you his name.
...who else could you be? That's...
- Great. - Goodbye.
I can't stand babies. They're repulsive.
Wait! Polokov called him inspirational!
Why would I?
...but you have never tried to get a kid into Princeton.
- I'll be there. - Good.
...actually, we're going to be throwing a graduation party for a kid who I thought was my son.
another penny to this university ever again.
- Look! - What?
no ninth message. Please call me back.
OK, well, nice catching up...
...that's less than a ten hour flight from JFK.
Will do. All right, see you.
OK.
Students with blazing minds and hearts who will change the goddamn world!
So, Portia, like the Merchant of Venice?
...and the University to a completely undeserved scandal.
- It's quite an operation you have here. - Thank you.
And pass the baton to a worthy successor.
In fact, he's the most well read person I have met.
...I want him to be happy.
Her family emigrated from Russia ten years ago.
I've been trying to reach you. I left you a million messages.
organically fed, well-tutored offspring.
Speaking of rejection,
Bolton, Jesse
Jeremiah is also a self-described autodidact since the age of eight.
The boy. Jeremiah.
So you're saying I should apply?
Sorry, I probably should have warned you.
To say.
They grow up so damn fast, don't they?
But I care about this kid...
A selfish asshole. And I just wanted to come here and...
The sad lady? That's not really how I think of myself.
or did you remember to bring your toothbrush?
Seemed like the only thing to do.
Your breasts are sliding off.
L...Hi!
...while working on his father's reindeer farm and...
Balakian, Jeremiah
And I've ordered everything, you just need to pick up the...
Maybe I got a glass eye, but it some from working in a factory at the age of eleven.
Thank you so much for coming.
She actually walked.
Is he ready for Ecuador?
- Can I get some advice? - No.
Are you Johnny's girlfriend?
Woof!
Well, take out your pens.
Her dream is to be a prosecutor, then serve on the Supreme Court.
...Lafont.
The parents all think that their kids' acceptance...
No, you rock!
To me.
High grades, but low scores.
...start calling me Susannah.
Then you could hang out and get to know each other.
I know you didn't ask for this.
Yeah.
You don't deserve this, you don't.
Now you need to go out and fall in love with yourself.
Have a seal, please.
But I want you to be able to get by in the world.
I'm sorry you feel that way.
I'll give you ten bucks if you can do it again.
These? Fake.
I don't know, it's just, Nelson and I have always traveled.
UNLIKELY
Suspensions, detentions, a Special Ed class?
It's OK. Mommy's here.
He educated himself purely by instinct.
I'm not supposed to discuss alumni recommendations.
- What the hell. - I'm helping you.
Hey Portia.
James, tours leave at 9:15. It is 9:25.
OK, fine. But first, I have a question for all of you.
- That's amazing. - Amazing.
Thank god I'm not in one of those.
Never start a folder if you can't finish it.
mainly because I didn't know how other people lived their lives.
This is my third world development class.