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I need something to cut.
# Don't throw up signs #
Is there a problem, mister?
Please.
Are you okay?
That gun goes off in this pressurized cabin, we all die.
- Yes, that's nice. - And I'm Mercedes.
- Whoa! - Oh!
and claim absolutely no involvement
Hey hey hey hey.
who need help immediately.
Okay? Best out of five wins.
Agent Flynn, Agent Sanders,
Keep moving! Keep moving!
- and take it to the airport. - No no no, these snakes aren't even
- Yeah, yeah. - You all right, dude?
on a daily basis. It's what I do,
We're doing the best we can here.
# Oh, I'm ready for it #
Sir, I suggest you relinquish the pilot's chair
Fuck you, Eddie Kim.
All right.
Rick.
even carry foreign antivenom.
I’ve had it with these motherfuckin hard cocks On this motherfuckin plane!
I'm actually spending nights in bed with my wife.
Wait a second, pure green? Or is it blue?
I have had it with these motherfucking dino birds on this motherfucking Ice Age.
but we'll be above most of it. If you need anything at all,
Okay, so just tell me
Ooh, wow.
# A lovely day #
They're especially fond of those fucking leis.
# And I would do anything for you #
I've got...
# Before you land the plane #
Take us to the heliport.
- Sporks? - Yeah.
How'd you get these guys to be so aggressive, that's what I'm wondering.
I want to know what's going on.
Oh, wow, that's really good.
You got less than seven minutes.
and count very slowly to 10.
who was vacationing in Hawaii.
I need everyone to close any compartment that's open!
What? You all would have done exactly the same thing.
# I say, hey now, now #
Bring in Eddie Kim. Charge him with multiple counts of murder
Come on.
Asshole never lets me hear the end of it.
Sean.
Did I just hear there's no first class?
Oh!
I have had it with these monkey fighting transactions on this Monday to Friday SAR renewal
You're so brave.
Oh, Christ.
I got over 2,000 hours.
Okay, let's get going.
Hula 1-2-1, heavy,
I’m taking over the plane
# A lovely day #
Pull up!
I had no choice but to throttle back.
where he tortured this guy who was a witness against him
Hold it, hold it down. Push it down.
I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane
Man, Troy, get this man away from my ass!
It's my job to handle life-and-death situations
Help me!
I’m tired of these motherfucking card declines On this motherfucking Pittsburgh trip
So my job is to keep LAX informed on how totally screwed we are,
Well, that's a noble gesture.
BROEKSLANG
We apologize for this inconvenience
We wish you an enjoyable flight.
flight 121
Take this.
Please nothing. Get out of my face, man.
# Oh, I'm ready for it #
What was that?
We lost the board.
- Hey hey, where you going? - Uh, I have to go down.
I'll do the antivenom.
I have had it with these motherfucking laughing niggas on this motherfucking dark corner.
- Come on. - Oh, man.
Eddie Kim will kill you,
Oh!
# I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes #
Rick!