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Take us to the heliport.
Agent Flynn, Agent Sanders,
Come on.
and count very slowly to 10.
even carry foreign antivenom.
So my job is to keep LAX informed on how totally screwed we are,
Man, Troy, get this man away from my ass!
- and take it to the airport. - No no no, these snakes aren't even
I need something to cut.
Are you okay?
Oh!
You got less than seven minutes.
- Yeah, yeah. - You all right, dude?
Sir, I suggest you relinquish the pilot's chair
Okay? Best out of five wins.
on a daily basis. It's what I do,
Oh!
I’m tired of these motherfucking card declines On this motherfucking Pittsburgh trip
flight 121
I’ve had it with these motherfuckin hard cocks On this motherfuckin plane!
What was that?
I'll do the antivenom.
They're especially fond of those fucking leis.
who need help immediately.
- Whoa! - Oh!
# A lovely day #
Sean.
Did I just hear there's no first class?
I have had it with these motherfucking laughing niggas on this motherfucking dark corner.
What? You all would have done exactly the same thing.
# I say, hey now, now #
- Come on. - Oh, man.
We lost the board.
Wait a second, pure green? Or is it blue?
Oh, wow, that's really good.
That gun goes off in this pressurized cabin, we all die.
Asshole never lets me hear the end of it.
# Oh, I'm ready for it #
Rick.
Okay, let's get going.
Keep moving! Keep moving!
Well, that's a noble gesture.
I need everyone to close any compartment that's open!
We wish you an enjoyable flight.
# I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes #
# Before you land the plane #
# And I would do anything for you #
Hold it, hold it down. Push it down.
Hula 1-2-1, heavy,
Bring in Eddie Kim. Charge him with multiple counts of murder
How'd you get these guys to be so aggressive, that's what I'm wondering.
but we'll be above most of it. If you need anything at all,
Oh, Christ.
- Yes, that's nice. - And I'm Mercedes.
I've got...
It's my job to handle life-and-death situations
Eddie Kim will kill you,
BROEKSLANG
- Hey hey, where you going? - Uh, I have to go down.
I'm actually spending nights in bed with my wife.
Is there a problem, mister?
# A lovely day #
Rick!
who was vacationing in Hawaii.
# Oh, I'm ready for it #
I’m taking over the plane
I got over 2,000 hours.
Take this.
We apologize for this inconvenience
Okay, so just tell me
Fuck you, Eddie Kim.
I had no choice but to throttle back.
- Sporks? - Yeah.
Ooh, wow.
I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane
# Don't throw up signs #
I want to know what's going on.
Pull up!
Help me!
We're doing the best we can here.
and claim absolutely no involvement
I have had it with these monkey fighting transactions on this Monday to Friday SAR renewal
I have had it with these motherfucking dino birds on this motherfucking Ice Age.
Hey hey hey hey.
You're so brave.
where he tortured this guy who was a witness against him
Please nothing. Get out of my face, man.
Please.
All right.