Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, I'm smack in the middle of one we didn't think of.

# A lovely day #

of what you're dealing with here.

I need you to stay up here.

- Ready to do this? - Let's do it.

Aloha all Island Express passengers...

What the hell?!

Wait a second. What about the life raft?

Front, come on. We gotta get to the front!

I have had it with these motherfucking mosquitoes on this motherfucking lake!

How come there's no air coming out of here?

I have to help the passengers.

Coach ain't looking so bad after all.

between us and the snakes!

How much longer do you think before we climb-- what happened?

can I see you for a moment, please?

- Surfing the net. - Porn, no doubt.

It's all right.

So what? What does it matter? Let's just get the antivenom

Repeat, mayday, we have lost avionics.

# Come on, bring it #

What-- what if I didn't see him clearly? I mean, I wouldn't be--

Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck!

This is how you put it on. Slip it over your head,

Now there's supposed to be a doctor aboard. A Dr...

I have had it with these motherfucking snakes in thesemotherfucking pants!

I'm from Tennessee. I hadn't noticed.

I'm going back to LA.

I have had it with these motherfucking cultists blood for the bloo- whatever

Rick, what's up with the oxygen masks deploying?

One, two, three...

Help! I need help!

and I tell you the truth?

Everybody brace yourselves!

looks like somebody rigged this, uh...

Brakes! Brakes, Troy!

Listen, when the windows go out, the cabin's gonna lose pressure

Ever heard of Eddie Kim?

How long does that give Mr. Mullet here to live?

But I am worried about you if you don't.

in the sky another two hours. Figure that out.

handle the occasional snake bite.

What was the first thing I said to you?!

Hey, Troy, Leroy, I got this, all right? Let me sign 'em for them.

# I hate the player #

you were talking about?

I have had it with these motherfucking cats cats on this motherfucking plane

Look, I'm not really good at this whole apologizing thing,

- Put your ass in it! - This part ain't in the game.

I gotta tell you, Sean, I'm getting a little tired of all this garbage

to Los Angeles. At this time, I would like your full attention

That's what I'm talking about.

Ladies and gentlemen,

Her doctor says she's bipolar.

# Come on, bring it. #

Well, I mean, my older brother Randy has got the high score,

I have had it with these motherfucking cats on this motherfucking plane

Suck the poison out

- I'm sick of this bullshit. - Listen, brother, you got to chill.

this broad needed one more tour of duty.

Could he have shopped locally?

They just took over all first class.

I have had it with this motherfucking WiFi on this motherfucking plane!

Man don't like to be touched. We'll find our own seats.

"If deemed necessary, they can do whatever they want."

Last thing the world needs is another lawyer.

I have had it with these geese On my yard

Get off me, man!

Grab everything from the overheads, under the seats,

of violence. The ongoing saga

# In their eyes, goodbye #

No, I need you up here. You're my eyes and ears.

in what they call a hideous act

Man, I'm telling you, them video gamers

I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER FUCKING BABIES ON THIS MOTHER FUCKING PLANE

I have had it with these motherfucking snakes in these motherfucking pants!

Oh, oh, sweet-- Could you let her know not to touch me, son?

Little bitch! Come on!

- Rick! - What is it?

- Mm, there you go. - Thank you.

Do as I say, and you live.

They spend the next year identifying femurs.

# It's time to fly #

Look, give me the shot, God damn it.

that your only real flight time is

Okay, sweetheart.

Well you know what? I want some air.

Seven minutes, huh? All right, listen to me.

# So kiss me goodbye #

Oh! Oh, I'm gonna get you home.

you are now below 1,000 feet. Pull up.

- Oh, shit! - What the fuck?!

# With dollar signs in their eyes, with tongues so reptilian #

Oh, you're adorable.

- Ho! - Oh my God!

Look here, Sean.

The Middle East. Correct me if I'm wrong, Dr. Price,

Yeah yeah, clear the snakes out of the cockpit, yeah.

How's my big boy?

Couldn't have done this without you.

- Get him out of here! - Come on, man!

- The go-to guy? - Yeah. So he must be good.

At least a day, maybe two.