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I have had it with these mother fucking horses On this mother fucking plane!
In Hawaii for vacation?
He needs oxygen right away.
# So kiss me goodbye #
Well, maybe not that good.
Before everything gets crazy out there, I wanna say thanks.
Kill it. Kill it!
# That cover our skies #
before you commandeer the plane.
Shit!
Oh my God!
This is your new pilot Troy speaking, and sitting next to me
Oh, Claire, don't go.
and the business to the next level.
Son of a bitch!
Or was that video game playing you, son?
Come on, come on.
Yeah, I'm-I'm-I'm...
# It's gonna be #
Wait, here he is. Here he is. Dr. Robert Foster,
Oh, shit.
# That cover our skies #
This better be a matter of national security.
Goddamn snake, honey!
No no no, teal. It's a deep shade of teal.
it could possibly be a pheromone.
after all-night stakeouts, you know?
Psst.
Yeah, okay, I guess you did what you had to do.
# So kiss me goodbye #
Use that.
STRAP IN
# I can see the venom in their eyes #
Yeah well, he doesn't have to guarantee it
And you, I'm gonna miss you.
Down, down!
I have had it with these motherfucking snakes in these motherfucking pants!
Not me.
Okay, well, that's a good sign.
Well, who's gonna tell the first class passengers they're flying coach?
Well, I take a kickboxing class with Lonnie, Malibu Fitness.
Here.
Yeah, I can do this.
And whoever laughs first loses.
Holy fuck!
xd xd
Look, everyone just calm down, please!
# On top of the clouds #
its not a video game ok its a flight simulator
if he brings the whole plane down.
There you go.
but I'm good.
Oh, sorry about that.
Thank you.
Big plane, plenty of places to do it.
You surf? You don't look like a surfer.
I told y'all stop touching on me and coughing on me.
Look, Doc, people are dying up here. We need help fast.
I mean, really, how could you leave all this?
- Man, this is crap right here. - Hey, yo, come on, y'all.
Whose house is this? Troy's house, that's right.
You're gonna be right down this aisle to the left.
# A lovely day #
Sporks.
Snakes on crack.
you know, forget about 'em. They're kids.
So you got any requests for your final flight?
That's great, okay. Get it down. There you go. There you go.
Are they allowed to do that?
as the flight attendants demonstrate
- Thank you. Thank you. - Yeah.
and oxygen. You gotta get us down as fast as you can.
I would say about seven minutes.
Okay.
I love it when you demean me, Rick.
# It's gonna be #
- Guess who's on the plane? - Who?
Yeah.
I gotta reset the breakers.
So what was the first thing I ever said to you?
# Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive #
Oh, yeah? Throw a little thong on you
I have had it with these motherfucking bata in this motherfucking house
We just lost avionics.
and we'll begin boarding as soon as possible.
Do you have any olive oil on the plane?
Wow. I got another exciting first I'd like to tell you about.
Kreitler's been busted twice by customs
can trip a circuit or a relay or a hydraulic
Who's your daddy now, bitch?!
Thank you, Mi Jung.
- Ladies. - Welcome aboard.
- For real? - I bet you could meet him.
We would need a detailed list of every species involved,
You got it?
Thank you!
I swear to God. That's it.
mayday, mayday, mayday,
You know, no more-- no more junk food hangovers
Shoot. Now what?
- Come on. - You're right, brother, I got you.
Listen up. Everybody listen up.
better looking snakes?
I do something wrong here?
Tie it to the cockpit door.
I'm afraid only coach is available.
Make sure everybody's strapped in.
# I can see the venom in their eyes #
Agent Flynn.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I have had it with this motha f’in kids in this motha f’in house!
I think I'm gonna need your shirt, too.
# I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes #
- Get out of the way! - No, no! No!
That's okay. Hey.