Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

# I can see the venom #

evacuate the emergency masks! disteria fever outbreak! ok come on to safety (blows up life jacket) (blows into balloons) (blows Whistle) (blows life raft) ok we switch planes now!

He can't possibly guarantee

I'm right in the middle of a bidding war with this punk-ass kid from Iowa

Flynn, are you okay?

I want a crisis team at LAX, ASAP.

All right, everybody make sure

Details remain sketchy in the brutal slaying yesterday

They say the higher you aim,

# You've got to let it go #

Flynn, the captain's patching us through to Harris for the flight.

- Out of the way, grandma! - Oh!

Hell Yeah Helaire!

Don't worry, Mary Kate.

I have had it with these motherfucking geese In my motherfucking yard

- We can't wait! - Yeah, all right, no doubt.

Tommy and Curtis, they were by themselves.

I am ecstatic 'bout these motherfucking cows on this motherfucking train

Gimme a break, man.

what are you-- what do you have to...

I have had it with these motherfucking snakes in these motherfucking pants!

Unfortunately, first class is overbooked.

All right, look, we gotta make sure we got some more of this, all right?

Hey, yo, check it. Check it out, check it out.

like, two 20lb babies or something.

Pretty gruesome stuff.

on South Pacific Air 121.

Hey, man, you playing that damn video game?

# I say, hey now, now #

You saved my baby.

# I leaned over and asked him #

Kenny, baby. Oh my God.

Fucking dog, fucking coach, fucking Americans!

with hundreds of cocktails of venom.

'Cause, you know, keeping your sexy right is part of the business too.

Get me off this plane!

I've been doing this for a while, so I know all kinds

Oh, yeah, you know, Claire,

What the hell you talking about?

When life gives me lemons everyday Me : everyday

- # Come on, bring it # - # So kiss me goodbye #

Is there anyone here who knows how

But here's the thing:

and then they put a freaking dog next to me. What the hell is next?

When the seat belt sign illuminates,

So, um, mind if I, um...

That's why those people were at your house trying to kill you.

It's gonna be okay, Tommy. You're very, very brave.

Why don't we just take a picture?

Everybody strap in.

Last month they offered early retirement.

How about the zoos? I mean, zoos got snakes, right?

and to order every available helicopter crew to be ready.

Then we're all thankful to have you, sir.

Back away from me. Get up off me, man. Back up off me.

Do you know who's working today? I didn't get a crew list.

Yes, sir. I'm soaking the leis with it.

I understand, you know.

# We got a free upgrade for snakes on a plane #

- It's gonna be hard. - Will you take me with you?

I'm really sorry about your dog.

Go go go, that way!

Je suis sur le point d'ouvrir des fenêtres !

on this motherfucking plane!

I'm tired of this motherfuckin' Mike Tyson on this motherfuckin' plane

and use runway 2-4-left.

- Ooh, yeah. - She likes you.

Somebody help me.

# Being out in the open air #

It's not working.

snakes on a block.

Give him a hand!

Things have changed! You have a whole plane full of sna--

Come with us to LA,

But maybe next time, you people could give us a little heads up

that will kill you.

Grab a tray table!

I have had it with these motherfucking cultists blood for the bloo- whatever

Isn't he smooth?

and it's going to be cold.

- Excuse me. - Yes.

I've had it with these mf'in changes to this mf'in bom!!!

in there ready to hatch-- the first time ever in captivity

How do you like flying in first class?

of Los Angeles prosecutor Daniel Hayes,

- What are you doing? - My job.

Fucking bitch! Get off my dick!

Everybody strap in

it looks like you keep your sexy very, very right.

Well, then I suggest you speed up clearing the rest

And any one of those slimy little pieces of shit

I've had it with these motherfucking lizards On this motherfucking plane

I have had it with these Motherfucking Plants! In this Motherfucking Jungle!

No, me neither. They always make me sick.

No, I got three teams on him, so he's not gonna move.

I have had it with these motherfucking bagmen in these mother fucking bags

# Yeah, just tag along #

pass the straps around your waist

Hold on! Hold on!

now that you've saved my life, I think I kind of owe you a dinner

- Hmm, Bali, huh? - What?

you've been feeding me.

The reason he gets to grow up without a father

Don't let anybody down.