Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

evacuate the emergency masks! disteria fever outbreak! ok come on to safety (blows up life jacket) (blows into balloons) (blows Whistle) (blows life raft) ok we switch planes now!

# Being out in the open air #

Kenny, baby. Oh my God.

you've been feeding me.

Somebody help me.

I've had it with these motherfucking lizards On this motherfucking plane

Flynn, are you okay?

But here's the thing:

Everybody strap in

I'm tired of this motherfuckin' Mike Tyson on this motherfuckin' plane

Grab a tray table!

They say the higher you aim,

- # Come on, bring it # - # So kiss me goodbye #

# Yeah, just tag along #

Things have changed! You have a whole plane full of sna--

now that you've saved my life, I think I kind of owe you a dinner

Well, then I suggest you speed up clearing the rest

Flynn, the captain's patching us through to Harris for the flight.

pass the straps around your waist

Why don't we just take a picture?

- It's gonna be hard. - Will you take me with you?

# We got a free upgrade for snakes on a plane #

I have had it with these motherfucking geese In my motherfucking yard

Hey, yo, check it. Check it out, check it out.

You saved my baby.

Hold on! Hold on!

Pretty gruesome stuff.

Hey, man, you playing that damn video game?

What the hell you talking about?

I want a crisis team at LAX, ASAP.

When life gives me lemons everyday Me : everyday

The reason he gets to grow up without a father

I'm really sorry about your dog.

Fucking bitch! Get off my dick!

what are you-- what do you have to...

- Hmm, Bali, huh? - What?

in there ready to hatch-- the first time ever in captivity

No, I got three teams on him, so he's not gonna move.

Give him a hand!

it looks like you keep your sexy very, very right.

and then they put a freaking dog next to me. What the hell is next?

Don't let anybody down.

# I say, hey now, now #

Unfortunately, first class is overbooked.

like, two 20lb babies or something.

Back away from me. Get up off me, man. Back up off me.

I have had it with these motherfucking bagmen in these mother fucking bags

Get me off this plane!

All right, everybody make sure

I understand, you know.

Tommy and Curtis, they were by themselves.

He can't possibly guarantee

and to order every available helicopter crew to be ready.

I'm right in the middle of a bidding war with this punk-ass kid from Iowa

Details remain sketchy in the brutal slaying yesterday

Isn't he smooth?

Yes, sir. I'm soaking the leis with it.

I have had it with these motherfucking snakes in these motherfucking pants!

When the seat belt sign illuminates,

with hundreds of cocktails of venom.

Come with us to LA,

'Cause, you know, keeping your sexy right is part of the business too.

But maybe next time, you people could give us a little heads up

on South Pacific Air 121.

And any one of those slimy little pieces of shit

Do you know who's working today? I didn't get a crew list.

- Out of the way, grandma! - Oh!

I am ecstatic 'bout these motherfucking cows on this motherfucking train

of Los Angeles prosecutor Daniel Hayes,

Fucking dog, fucking coach, fucking Americans!

That's why those people were at your house trying to kill you.

Is there anyone here who knows how

- What are you doing? - My job.

and it's going to be cold.

Everybody strap in.

- Excuse me. - Yes.

It's not working.

No, me neither. They always make me sick.

So, um, mind if I, um...

I've been doing this for a while, so I know all kinds

Gimme a break, man.

It's gonna be okay, Tommy. You're very, very brave.

All right, look, we gotta make sure we got some more of this, all right?

I have had it with these motherfucking cultists blood for the bloo- whatever

# I leaned over and asked him #

- We can't wait! - Yeah, all right, no doubt.

# You've got to let it go #

- Ooh, yeah. - She likes you.

# I can see the venom #

Then we're all thankful to have you, sir.

How do you like flying in first class?

that will kill you.

Hell Yeah Helaire!

on this motherfucking plane!

Je suis sur le point d'ouvrir des fenêtres !

Go go go, that way!

and use runway 2-4-left.

I have had it with these Motherfucking Plants! In this Motherfucking Jungle!

Oh, yeah, you know, Claire,

How about the zoos? I mean, zoos got snakes, right?

Last month they offered early retirement.

snakes on a block.

Don't worry, Mary Kate.