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- Behind you. - Come on!
Rick, open the door.
# Snakes on the brain #
# Send me an angel, an angel #
Hula 1-2-1, heavy,
And hey, good luck with those Antiguan racers.
- Here. - You too, huh?
I'm kidding. I know who you are.
What's going on?
Yeah.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I have had it with these motha F ing kids in this motha F ing house!
No, hey, eBay, my cynical-minded friend.
# It's gonna be #
# I saw a snake on the plane. #
Hi-ya! I'm gonna put you on my back.
You put us at risk and you're gonna tell us why.
I have had with this aged nectarines In this MF storage
Here we go.
Maybe you're allergic to the leis.
I have had it with these motherfucking tumors on this motherfucking brain.
Exactly. Now it's your turn.
You know, I have no idea.
Come on, move move move! Come on, come on.
- How long to get the antivenom here? - I don't know.
That is so...
Yeah, tell him to ask Kim what his preference is.
# I'm tired, I'm tired, I'm tired #
Doc, photos are coming to you now.
Oh, Rick.
Hey, man,
Everybody, move forward!
# We'll just float #
I’m about to delete these fucking memes right now.
You're going to have to be more--
to seal it from the poison.
- He looks out for his family. - That's right.
Yes, only one guy could arrange this many illegal snakes.
I have had it with these mother fucking Russians and his mother fucking mane
# You've got to let it go #
# Come on, bring it #
of which there is close to zero,
Oh, I was watching one of those crime shows once,
LAX tower, this is Hula 1-2-1.
Harris, so how's the new promotion?
because they were cold-blooded.
Call me.
What's up, buddy?
Wait, wait. Watch this.
# Come on, I wanna-- #
I enjoy the passengers so much better when they're unconscious.
we are offering you a free travel coupon
It's all up to the pilot now.
# Goodbye #
# A lovely day #
What the fuck's that got to do with anything?
- I can't reach. - I got it.
I didn't turn out so bad, huh? Whoo!
# It's just a little turbulence #
when you are having a bad day
Something up there is making them go crazy.
Oh, that's okay.
You know how to fly?
# Oh, I'm ready for it #
Whoa whoa whoa, where you going?
Mmm!
Yeah, no doubt. Let me do this on the special for you right there.
- You all right, man? - Yeah, I'm all right, man.
- Wow. - Yeah.
And if you don't mind me saying,
I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!
Tell you what:
What the hell is going on?
Screw it.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Captain requests
But there's plenty of room for you to stretch out in coach,
We seem to be losing altitude at an alarming pace.
Come on! Somebody get me another fire extinguisher!
Hey, they got-- they got a snake guy on the phone.
Come on, you're gonna be fine.
- for South Pacific Air, flight 121... - Aloha.
This shit is bananas!
Gym trainer: Do 10 more reps Me : enough is enough
of the runways, 'cause my ass is coming in for a landing!
Smart kid.
But no,
Yeah, he doesn't mess around, that guy.
- Call me. - Will do.
- You'd better. Be careful. - Yeah.
Well, I would very much like to take you up on that.
Who are you?
I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane
Are we landing?