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Everybody stay self isolated.
No. Fell off every time. Got me.
Oh my God, no!
we always carried olive oil and a razor blade in case of a snake bite.
- Hi, doll. - Hi there, Rick.
- Can I help you? - No, I'm just stretching my legs.
Something's happened to the captain!
and my approach vectors, and I'll be fine.
Ooh, hey!
Do your business.
- Oh! Oh... - Yes!
Yeah, no shit.
Rick?
On the clipboard.
Tina alterations Alateri Susanna Holden Captiva car Carr
And I need him in my ear or at my side in 20 minutes or less.
He's right.
Go, go!
Let's go. Yes, you can. You can do it, come on, up!
who's filling in for ritoo? arena.
John, John, listen to me, you're okay.
Okay, the EAP panel should be on your right.
Last week I was planning a surfing trip to Bali.
- Damn! - Found them.
God! "Do as I say, you live."
# I can see the venom #
I have had it with these motherfucking snakes in these motherfucking pants!
No, what's the matter with you, man?
Oh, baby, you'd be amazed at what a man can do with one hand.
Hang on to me. I've got you!
I have had it with these anti vaping ads on this motherfucking platform
- Sir. - Oh, sorry.
I'm sure the tower can talk me through it.
I couldn't find the snake that bit him, so I drew a picture.
Uh-huh, that would be very nice.
in the ocean when I could lay on the beach and admire all the beauties,
We're in a 200-foot aluminum tube
and start working together.
Black car, go!
# We keep on rockin' till the early morn' #
Hold my baby, please.
You know what I'm saying? That's when evolution
Look around the plane.
I don't know if there's anything we can do.
Do you think you can fly with one hand?
Oh, no no no no no no no no no. You got choices.
- He's just being a baby. - Curtis.
- Surprise! - Surprise!
# And I hate the game #
I have had it with these motherfucking crabs on this motherfucking plane
- Let me, let me. I got her. - Oh my God.
We gotta block the stairs. Grab bags, everyone.
# That visibly a vagabond #
I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking porch
but here's the thing:
LA County ERs can, at best,
A'ite, ladies.
# Not even any carry on #
Um, well, if I had to guess, I'd say green.
# Ladies and gentlemen, the snakes are slithering #
Hey, look, you know we go back to when we were kids, all right?
- Come on! - Move it!
Oh, Rick, your arm.
He-- he said, man, can you believe this crap?
I don't know, man. He's in a lot of pain.
# So kiss me goodbye #
Look, I got a lot of injured passengers up here
Oh, thank God.
# It's gonna be #
# Oh, I'm ready for it #
I have had it with this motherfucking rain on this motherfucking plane
# Oh, I'm ready for it #
and find that guy!
Look at this.
- Sean, hey. - Hey.
My wife is meeting them in LA. It's their first time flying solo.
Thank you.
# Send me an angel, an angel #
Okay, we're leveling out.
Oh my God. You're a kickboxer?
both here in Hawaii and on the mainland.
Just wait until the vaccine is here.
- # Come on, bring it # - # So kiss me goodbye #
FBI's escorting some guy to LA.
Here you go.
Sir, are you telling me
Is a meanest fucking thing that ever heard
# Come on, bring it #
Oh, God.
Hey, hey, don't stress it. Just joking.
All we need is a digital camera and a computer.
Go, go!
What was the first thing you ever told me?
All right, so where's this outflow breaker panel
Come on! Come on!
I'm just spending every waking minute with them.
to someone more experienced.
Dr. Price?
Sit your ass down.
Ladies and gentlemen, Agent Flynn.
There are several emergency exits on the aircraft,
# Just doing what we want to do #
Uh, not an entire 747 full of them.
with your seat belts fastened.