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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
♪ Tossed salads and scrambled eggs
I purchased a painting by one of our premier artists.
But speaking of autographs, I have a problem with this painting.
When we got to her, it was hanging by two tendons.
Bring back a suitcase full of memories. Will you do that?
- What have you done? - Nobody calls me Peachfuzz!
Where is the justice in this?
Martha Paxton says it's not a Paxton!
I want my money back!
To show that you can't get away with this.
Give me the other earring. Maybe I'll get something.
What do you think? Is it how you imagined?
not to mention the nicknames...
- But it's a forgery. - If it is, it's a damn good one.
She's on your bed... asleep under the guests' coats.
"Live with my work." I love that phrase. This way, please.
(Doorbell)
Forget it. Five years of litigation will be eight times the painting's price.
Delightful story, but I think the toast points need replenishing.