Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm God. I don't have to do anything.
All right, all right, I'll tell you what.
You guys, I feel terrible.
Ah, must be having one of those dreams again.
lol
We did it!
"First headline read aloud often incorrect."
Smile for... No? No?
Yeah! Patriots!
Look, look, God, why you got to hurt Patriots fans?
There are three million fishermen and only seven fish left in the sea.
I broke up with a birthday cake
What the hell? This is such bull crap!
than the birthplace of all of Western civilization's great religions
Who loves you over there? That's right. Can you smile for nanny number two?
Kid, you're the best.
It'll all be over in a second.
Oh, my God, there's the CEO of my company!
Apparently, the Greeks have a bunch of different gods.
After I injured my legs,
Sure, I guess I could.
"In Greece, it was commonly held that one could speak to the gods
Hey, you're Carrie Underwood, right?
And now we wait.
Yeah, you get it.
Well, a deal's a deal. I'll leave the Patriots alone.
Just back up here for my monthly haircut.
I sure am. You want an autograph?
Okay, my-great-uncle-wears a-ski-hat-all-the-time Griffin
They're gonna put their cigarettes in their mouths and bump boobs.
- Get off me! Get off me! - What the hell?
No, no, not that one, the one below it.
Spaghetti and meatballs.
Oh, oh!
Stop making the Patriots lose!
No! No! No! I don't want to be promoted that way!
Rosewood-mango candle? Kronos!
and I'm happy you guys found what you were looking for.
was that, like, the real Jesus, or was it just some Mexican guy?
Are you gonna do something about the people dying in Africa?
and one really mean one.
You guys, look. I saw this article in the paper today.