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Don't you think I tried that? That's the first thing I did!
We now return to the Fox NFL post-game show.
Our friend Joe here has to have his fluids changed every 72 hours,
Oh, guys, I guess we failed.
Hey, Brian, toss me a cold one!
but I don't have a fulfilling career and a rich family life.
I'm leaving those for the kids.
Sorry about that. Well, uh, again, thanks.
Come on, we're here. Just give me the cliff notes version.
Sorry for wasting your time, coach.
Let's do this!
Hey, how come everyone has different kinds of towels?
Hang on, guys. I want to enter the church like Sherman Hemsley in Amen.
And I just made a Big Bill coil.
Ah. Nothing better than a 7:00 a.m. beer in an unbrushed mouth.
You sure you don't want to stay for the show?
I was supposed to kill Russell Brand, but I'll just do this instead.
- Okay, Brian, so what are the rules? - What?
Well, God is everywhere.
No, you're stupid!
Look, you guys, I don't know who you are, but I have to go perform.
Oh. "Carrie Underwood credits her success to personal relationship with God."
- All right, I'm in! - Me, too!
Yeah, plus I left my Jacuzzi on the whole time, came home to a boiled raccoon.
Six.
Yeah, can you get me Randy Travis'?
Hey, Cleveland, what are you doing back in town?