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♪ I got a fever of a hundred and three♪
All right, well, can we justwalk back to the bar? Let's go.
ten shots is too much for you and five to six is plenty.
Goddamn it.
-You saying "cut" now? -I say "cut," not you!
Whoo. So what's the plan now?
Don't worry. Just let me think about how to make this work.
Listen, you think I want to be that guy?
-Don't tell her what she needs.-
My back must have gone numb from the ice on my back.
We can't be bickering. Okay, look.
That driver gave me one star, citing "verbal abuse"
-Mm-hmm. -Check it out.
-In this case. -All right, well, sorry for, uh, sorry
They're actually pretty gooddudes once you get to know them.
for jumping on you like that. Um, we can figure this out.
Oh, my God. That bus was hot as shit.
Yeah, yeah. But the good news is, hey,
-That's nice, right? Yeah. -How 'bout that?
How would I know what you mean?
It's fine.
Yeah, no, your track record in that department
breathing directly intoyour mouth. There's no room. No.
I paid 90 bucks for these things.
to come up with that idea?
Idiot. Um, okay, uh, so, guys,
that Paddy's has the best AC in town,
to cover your gargantuan feet?
Well, think fast, because it's getting hotter in here
The lord provideth
-Yeah. -I mean, just straight up eating it.
-makes you feel better. -No, that's not the point
Look, if God wants to roast us like turkeys,
Maybe instead of ten shots, we do, like, five or six.
because that's where the faith comes in.
My shoes do suck. My feet are dead.