Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, if he's half as alive as you say he is, he's in.
Me so Solly
And he is so funny you could plotz. At least according to his press release.
It seems a local moron threw his clock out the window.
Me flappa dicky long time!
"I can't open a bag of airline peanuts.
Jay, you're a professional comedian, right? Right?
The Canyonero combines the smooth handling of a European sports car...
about things they deal with in everyday life.
[Laughing]
- Perfect, you'll grow into them. - When?
"Krusty's Personal Swabs"? What was I thinking?
He is presumed dead or on vacation.
- Krusty, does this have a point? - Yes.
Hey, get away from him, you little freaks.
The last angry clown, the man who spews truth from every orifice...
[Laughing]
Today's top joke:
Charity, eh? What's my cut?
- [Grunts] - Thank you, thank you.
Hey, hey. [Goofy Laugh]
- Dad! - Whoops! Sorry, Son.
Well, well, well, if it isn't Professor Know-it-all.
Well, kind of, but more universal.
So this afternoon, two suits come up to me...