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And he is so funny you could plotz. At least according to his press release.
- Perfect, you'll grow into them. - When?
Well, if he's half as alive as you say he is, he's in.
The Canyonero combines the smooth handling of a European sports car...
[Laughing]
- [Grunts] - Thank you, thank you.
"Krusty's Personal Swabs"? What was I thinking?
Today's top joke:
- Krusty, does this have a point? - Yes.
- Dad! - Whoops! Sorry, Son.
Well, kind of, but more universal.
Jay, you're a professional comedian, right? Right?
Well, well, well, if it isn't Professor Know-it-all.
It seems a local moron threw his clock out the window.
Me flappa dicky long time!
about things they deal with in everyday life.
He is presumed dead or on vacation.
So this afternoon, two suits come up to me...
Me so Solly
The last angry clown, the man who spews truth from every orifice...
Hey, get away from him, you little freaks.
Hey, hey. [Goofy Laugh]
Charity, eh? What's my cut?
[Laughing]
"I can't open a bag of airline peanuts.