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I'm quitting show business. I was just trying to go out...
Oh, well, that makes sense.
That's where you're wrong, pal.
You probably couldn't hear them. The acoustics were so bad.
I'm trying to get these tangles out.
In that case, i'm proud to announce my triumphant return to musical theatre!
[Sobbing]
[Chuckling] From now on...
Well, here's one dollar those crooks aren't gonna get their hands on.
- "Four drink minimum"? - I'll cover you, honey.
It's time for something special. The man Spencer Tracy called...
And I'm tellir you, the Canyonero is the Cadillac of automobiles.
I have been zinged and I love it.
- Is this thing on? - No. Sorry, Moe.
Phew! Penny Ling, from now on, we keep our promises. No matter what!
Oh, knock it off, Homer. You're the fattest one in the car.
##[Country]
What the hell are you laughir at? I'm just tellir the truth.
Shut up, kid. Come on, Leno. Tamper, teach, impart.
[Stammering] Oh, well.
Yeah, the acoustics. That's what it was.
[Sniffing] Should we tell Daddy?
Hey, hey, happy birthday! [Chuckles]
- [Applause] - And then of course, there's Mom...
- [Feedback On R.A.] - And now, without further Apu.