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And now, the all-new comedy stylings of...
- [Screaming] - [Groaning]
- Marge, give me your purse. - Here's $42. That's everything I have.
- Don't you hate pants? - I threw those two creeps out on their ass.
Pizza pie is very hot these days.
Cobbler.
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- the sultan of seltzer? - Excuse me, sir. Do you like to laugh?
Well, well, well, if it isn't Professor Know-it-all.
- Hey, hey! - [Announcer] The Federal Highway Commission...
All right, let's just move on to Notebook 2.
Did you get a load of"Corpsey" the Clown?
a free, fully-loaded Canyonero.
Funniest man alive, prince of pies...
There's that bird you like to argue with.
[Groans] Boy, swipe one pair of Haggar slacks...
Stop saying that!. Stop saying that!.
For example, have you ever noticed how there are two phone books...
[Laughing]
- Answer me! - Yes! Now stop squirming.
In that case, I'm proud to announce my triumphant return to comedy.
If it werert for you, I'd be a doctor.
Somebody wanna get this kid a TV?