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chopped his own dick off and ran screaming into the jungle.
- Oh, my God. - So,you want to get it on?
Okay? Break!
- Who`s there? - Who`s out there?
Who needs a love potion? I whipped up something extra tasty.
Cliff.
Coletti looks around and sees not only is he out in the middle of that old Mayan cemetery...
- and... mellow out. - I don`t want to mellow out, Pete!
Oral Roberts? Is that anything like an AnalJohnson?
- Oh, God! - Peenalop.!
just, you know, just maybe don`t kill me.
- Bend it, don`t break it. - I`ll bend anything. I`m gettin` so fuckin`laid tonight.
We all have energy that flows through us, and it`s all connected by buttons.
Yeah!
I found out that Pete was giving the island to Dave.
Cool
were trampled to death at a Coconut Pete concert.
for three minutes and 33 seconds? [ Chuckles ]
I`m not going out in the jungle with you and your bloody shiatsu.
- [ Slicing Continues ] - [ Agonized Groan ]
- Son of a bitch! - [ Grunting ]
- That is so whack! - Knock that shit off,Juan.
- What? - Oh, no, wait!
[ Grunting ]
- [ Sword Unsheathes ] - Hello?
[ All Panting ]
Oh,Jesus Christ! That`s blood!
[ Cheering ]
into a beautiful reality.
I don`t even remember making the album, okay?
[ Dave ] oh.!
[ Gasps ]
Look, Lars, it`s not so bad in here, okay?
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ALPHABET LORE
[ Chuckles ]
[ Shouting, Screaming ]
- What? I-- What? - [ Dave ] You think I could have killed him?
- Snoring Panda. - [ Snoring ]
- [ Sighs ] - [ Relieved Chuckle ]
Head of Character Animation Jeremy Milton
- The head of security on all my tours. - So, what?
Hey.! Nice helmet, Lars.!
[ Muttering In Spanish ]
Oh, oh. I`m on spring break. I go to Oral Roberts.
- Now.! Get outta the pool.! - [ Gasps ]
That`s a point! That`s a point!
He`s the guy from the campfire story-- Machete Phil, the kid with no dick.
oh, God.! Where the hell is Juan?
Mother motherfucker.!
New meat, you take over here.
- Damn it! - Isn`t somebody going to get the fuckin` door?
It`s the most secure building on the island. It`s where we keep the booze!
What about me? Huh? I deserved it!
- the Leaking Turtle. - oh, my God.!
Lars.! Lars, we`re here.!
Octopus spelled backward is supotco.`` Juan, isn`t that Spanish for something?
[ Burke ] Pour it.! Pour it.!
- You got that? Lars, you`re up. Come on. Let`s go. - You got it, Pete.
Well, hey, how about the grand tour?
What you mean?
[Jenny ] He couldn`t have.
Oh, my God! The lock`s broken!
that you inherit the island.
## [ Monkey Yell ]
#[ Reggae ]
[ Cackling ]
Whoo-hoo! Welcome to Coconut Pete`s Pleasure Island!
Just keep cool, and this cat`ll come to us.
Eh, I`m still not sure.
Yeah, it is. It`s actually the same one you wore on your album cover.
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-Juan? Juan? - [Jenny ]Juan, where are you?
All right, all right.
He`s far too large.
Yes goddammit! Yes!
It was kind of a crazy time in 1 978.
[ Grunting ]
Oh, you`re dead, fucker! You little yellow prick!
Staind
[cracks knuckles] - [stuttering softly]
Great.
you weren`t even born yet!
You know that line, Everyone`s looking to find their own paradise``?
ha
- I`ll bring you some magazine. - Yeah.
[ Laughing ]
not only are all the other guys from the resort standing around watching him...
oh wolf fox
[Juan ] No tushie.! No.! No.!
# But it ain`t on Earth It`s up there in heaven #
You know, it`s the same here as it is down there.
Oh, you're dead, fucker!
- Whoo! - Ay Mami.! He found the fucking boat!
Free drinks, whoever catches me!
[ Gasps ] The lock`s broken!
You read the poem on that board out there.
You are the bullshit!
There's always one fuck-head like you trying to shit in the apple pie.
THERE'S ALWAYS ONE FUCK-HEAD LIKE YOU TRYING TO SHIT IN THE APPLE PIE.
Look, the boat will be here tomorrow.
I mean, isn`t this, like, sacred or something?
- And this is Yu. - And really nice to meet you, Yu.
You dirty bugger.
.
[ Screams ]