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and most importantly of all, no strings attached!
- [ Cheering ] - Back you go, dickweed!
- we`re gonna have to catch this guy. - [ Putnam ] Catch him?
- What? - [ Blowing Shell ]
- Naughty Cliff. Naughty Carlos. - [ All ] Naughty Cal!
Look, nobody here was killed last night...
[ Man ] oh, Manny, look at the chassis on this one.
Well,you see, it seemed like such a good final memento and--
How would you like to be stuffed in this closet while I go out there and have sex?
[ Screaming ]
- Yeah.! - #La-la-la-la, lala-la-la, lalala-lala
It`s a sea shanty. Naughty Cal`s this, uh, underwater cowboy...
- Hola, Kelly. - Think you could put a little something ex-tra in my drinks?
Oh. I see.
But from that point on...
- #And never were seen again - [ Bong Water Bubbling ]
- [Jenny ] She can`t breathe.! - [Juan Grunting ]
SweetJesus, you`re an F-cake, Putman.
Hola, Peenalop!
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- [ Chuckles ] - [ Laughs ]
You know, um, the sand and water here, the sand and water--
- [ Whimpering Continues ] - [ Snarling ]
#I guess it seems that everybody`s lookin`
Dude, Don’t be gay.
Oh. I-I don`t know what to say.
- and get that auxiliary generator. - Wait, hang on!
Which-Which, something. [ Laughs ]
- No! - Oh, come on, Kelly.
- Back to the club! - Are you crazy?
So, where are we gonna do this?
- [ Laughing Wildly ] -Jesus.
- Sign our asses.! Sign our asses.! - Sign our asses.!
- Kinda scared me. Sorry. - [ Cackling ]
Come on. Cue Pretzel. Cue Pretzel. Pretzel-- Ah.
- (Gasps) Yowser! - Ewwwww...!
(CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG MOUTH WORD) Poppins - hooray! (HIT HIS HEAD WITH A NAPKIN) Poppins - hooray!
So this guy is killing people according to a fucking acid trip song?
Screw this, man! I`m not going anywhere with Lars.
Put it on my tab.
[ Exclaims In Spanish ]
- Come on. - In the boat. In the boat.
But you gotta see what someone did to my activities board.
you`re supposed to wear the Pleasure Sweater on luge duty.
And when he does, I promise you...
Well, I just popped by to say--
- [ Whistle Blowing ] Who wants to limbo? - Limbo! Limbo!
Oral Roberts? Is that anything like an Anal Johnson?
- [ TVShuts off] - [ Boat Engine Running, Distant ]
And most of it`s just common sense. Like right now...
You look familiar. Have you ever been here before?
Where`s my penis? Where`s my penis?``
and it was kind of wadded up on the ground--
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What the fuck did you do, man?
He fell and cracked his shell``? That`s like Carlos up in the parasail.
- [ Voices Overlapping ] - Take it easy there, menstrual cramp.
- [ Yells ] - [ Women Screaming ]
I`m the best goddamned employee this place has ever seen!
All right now, be on guard. He might be a little cranky.
- [ Screams ] - [ Grunting ]
#Never were seen--
she starts asking him these questions, like...
BACK YOU GO, DICKWEED!
Juan! [ Whimpers ]
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[ Woman ] Who wants drinks? Drinks, drinks, drinks.
THERE'S ALWAYS ONE FUCK-HEAD LIKE YOU TRYING TO SHIT IN THE APPLE PIE.
Jesus! Who is this girl?
[ Sword Unsheathing ]
who's filling in for lucy boland? moana lepaska.
It was about Pete giving the island to that little shithead.!
- Consider it done, my friend. - Come on, let`s go.
- Yeah. - Well, you`d better be good.
Oh. Looks like we don`t need you anymore.
Jesus! You think Eddie Money has to put up with this shit?
- [ Cheering ] - That would be a crime!
Bloody hell,Jen! Am I the only one?
- [Jenny ] No.! - [Juan ] No, it`s not possible.!
Yeah!
- No boats? - How could somebody steal both boats?
We tell the guests there`s some crazed maniac on the island with no way off?
- dirty-from-the-grave dead body. - [ Girl Groans ]
Hey, you guys ever hear the story of the Machete Maniac?
There's always one fuckhead like you trying to shit in the Apple pie
If Dirk just got killed, then Lars couldn`t be the killer!
I don`t wanna get caught in the middle of a cemetery.
- A.M. Pump Up With Amy Aerobics. - Oh, yeah. Yeah.
[ Sighs ] We gotta untie these lines.
They`re probably off screwing around in the jungle somewhere.
Dude don’t be gay.
What can I say? Some girls are just tighter than others.
- Sam, it isn`t Lars or any of us. - Look,Jenny.
- All right! - Solid.
to go lookin` for it unless you want to get your dingy chopped off.
Yes! Goddamn it, Yes!
Pete?
Or else, water will fly up your butthole and pulverize your intestine.
The name of the song is Naughty Cal.``
What the hell`s wrong with you, Putman?
And we`re gonna make it through the night, okay?
[ Both Laughing ]
[ Chuckles ] Juan!Juan!
I don`t know if I`d fit in your luggage. Oh, shit!
[ Animals Chittering ]
Namaste.
It`s a bloody Hallmark card.
What, did you really think we wouldn`t notice Putman was gone if you came back with a boat?
A wooden Bible, huh? That`s good.