Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Whew! - Holy shit!
Why are we doing a goddamn fashion show?
Why don`t you just do that all the time?
Now,you are here to have fun.
I know ex-actly what you need.
- Look at that little cheetah. - Hair pie.
That sounds like something I said back in `77.
What is it? Too waxy?
- What? - Advantage, Putman.
We`ll go to the club, gather all the guests...
- [ Hooting, Laughing ] - Sounds great. People, please.
Shoulders down.
Our lives depend on us interpreting the dumbest fucking song I`ve ever heard.
Help! Help!
[ Stacy ] I did not.!
Do you want to be drilled... by me
Edited By Nathan Stanton
No. That`s just an old campfire story.
Oh, good, `cause I got an announcement to make to Roy.
- Come on. - [ Grunts ]
# They had their wits about them until they were served--
I mean, body work`s still my life, but I`ve also done the Dianetic thing.
Editor Pamela Ziegenhagen-Shefland
Say, anybody seen Rolo, Stacy or Kelly?
I just want to know if smoke came out of his ears. Is that so wrong?
looked like it was just driving around on its own.
- It`s not for me. It`s for our new masseur, Lars. - Are you serious?
I`m not sensitive.
#But a big bad orca and a scary octopus
Costa Rican prison-- that`s some hard-core anal action, man.
[ Moaning ] Fuck me!
- [ Chuckling ] - [ Twig Snaps ]
What are you doing? Lars, what are you doing? Hurry!
Nobody ever saw him after that.
I asked Rolo ifhe had any grass, and he said he didn`t have any.
and Tokey and Bongo are his buddies.
And I got lonely!
[ Both Moaning Loudly ]
- Let me go.! - Don`t move! Where the hell have you been?
-[ Bead Curtain Rustling ] - Lars.
Dude, don’t be gay, man!
Come on. I have an obligation to get to the bottom of that--
Are you telling me there`s some totally deranged, dickless dude running around out there?
- Whoa! - I should have you on my show.
Just trying to help you, man.
- [ Blade Slicing ] - [ Howls ]
Eat it, Fuck nut!
All right, Lars, let`s see what you got.
Are you trying to tell us something, boy? Is Timmy trapped in a well?
and a resort owner, but...
[ Chuckles ] Pure Costa Rica Freaka.
I`m still not sure what happened...
About time you two perverts showed up for the party! [ Laughs ]
[ Groans, Whimpers ]
This must`ve been, like, 1 5 years ago, you know?
Yeah, it`s off your album Sea Shanties and Wet Panties. `
- Wow. - Check this out.
- [ Whistle Blowing ] - # Follow the banana, follow the banana #
Oh! Well, I guess you all heard this one, huh?
God! Stop it! What are you doing?
That is so on time, off the hook!
[ Coughing ] Just remember, Peenalop.
he was uncircumcised and smelled of oranges?
- I`m not leaving you! - I`ll be okay.
Well, she has taken quite a fancy to you, hasn`t she?
- Hello. - [ Laughs ]
[ Putman ] Ahhh,you.! I should have known it was you.!
- [ Horn Blowing ] - #[ Soft Rock ]
- I guess you`re not just into massage, are you? - Yeah, well--
- Oh, my God, you`re bleeding. - It`s okay.
If you`re the killer, you`ll snap my neck like a twig.
I`m the one who taught `Dre to play Cocks and Quarters.
# La-la-la-la Lala-la-la-la, lalala-la-la #
AND THAT BOY WAS ME!
Mira.! The boat!
- # Follow the banana # - Oh!
Pleasure`s all mine. Say, I hear good things about your fingers.
[ Gasps ]
Hey, look. Putman freaked out in the middle of the night and took off into the jungle.
#La-la-la-la, lala-la-la-la Lalala-lala
Hey, Dave. Hey, Carlos.
Not to be confused with Linou Gano...
What is it with you and Lars? I`m beginning to wonder if you aren`t in cahoots!
- [ Laughing ] - A huge bag of it.
#And someday we`re all gonna die
[Jenny ] Who would do something like this?
- Where`s the key? - I don`t know.
It`s just a habit. I could see how tight you were from a mile away.
[ Screaming ]
- [ Whispering ] Look what I found. - [ Gasps ]
Try putting him to sleep.! Try the-the Snoring Panda.!
Spent a little time in the Forum.
#[ Man Singing, Indistinct ]
gangreenium? what do you want goobrial? feed the gangreneryals! whaap! whaap! betrayal gangrene! betrayal gangrene! goze gangregrandoasnellbrandonkdkdk! thank you ganeeyitiguguyle gosterpost! you're welcome ganghostese gangoieueuaylepooeye!
and walk 20 klicks to an aid station...
Pink Crustaceans and Good Vibrations``?
Look what happened to Yu! Remember the warning: Do your jobs or die``?
- You`re all gonna do your jobs. - All right, then tell us something.
I don`t know. I-- I mean, the Smilin` Smuggler...
[ Man over P.A.] Whoo-hoo.!
Oh! Ooh!
We`ll be all right. So, come on, everybody, let`s just have a drink...
- What are you doing? - Uh,you know.
- your host and rock and roll`s favorite son... - #[ Guitar ]
- You guys, this is totally fucked up. - Look,Jenny...
- What? - Something just brushed against my leg. What the--
#Naughty Cal and his pals ran the waves to somewhere
- We`re all gonna die! - [ Screaming ]