Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

#And fell and cracked his shell
We`re just getting started. Anyway, that`s my mom for you.
- Hey, Lars Brunckhorst. - Time to party. Welcome to the party.
`Cause, well, I`ve done that a few times.
I want to know what Lars`s deal is, huh? You come here and everyone starts getting killed.
Let me guess. You were in here looking for this letter from the Encarnacion prison facility?
Eat it, fuck-nut! [ Laughs ]
# Bongo, the stoned crab got high as a kite #
- [ Grunts ] - Huh?
[ Panting ]
- You`ll never make it! - [ Penelope ] Sam.! Please.!
[ Dave ] oh.! I knew it.
- [ Chanting ] - Lars, please.!
When you can stuff your intestines back in your pockets...
I cannot imagine a more beautiful way to go.
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- GIRL: Ooowwww! - Ahhh...!
[ Gasps ]
Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead
[ Crowd Booing ]
Tight! And heavy!
That is so... out of the planet!
-Jenny, you`re making a most grievous mistake. - [ Laughter Fading ]
[ over P.A.] Welcome to Pleasure Island.! I`m your host, Coconut Pete.
What do you piss out of, your asshole?
[ Grunts ]
Cause everybody`s looking to find their own paradise.```
I`ve never been to a place like this.
Can anyone guess the secret ingredient?
That`s a good job. All right now,Jenny.
So, what other buttons can you push?
He was forming a supergroup-- Billy Squier and Eddie Money!
Hey, you know, I`ve been thinking about that poem on the board.
Did it stink? You bet it stunk.
[ Man ] All right. Here we go.
- It`s unbelievable.! - So I`m a fan.
This is totally fucked up. I don`t even know what I`m looking for.
during the Sung Dynasty, there was a great mystic-- Master Tsu Tong Po.
- [ Distorted ] Naughty Cal - Dave?
- The jungle? - I can get us through!
- You are a gymnast? - Yeah.
Shh. I heard something.
- [ Babbling ] - Putman.!
Pretty good managerial skills, don`t you think?
Well, you heard the man. Free drinks at the pool!
What are the charges, officer?
- We`ve got plenty of strong guys. - No chance.
- [ Yells ] - [ Stacy Gasps ]
# Till they spotted a waterin`hole
- All right, 200 points. 200 points. - Oh, good Christ!
- And don`t forget your condoms. - Tequila.! Who wants some?
Hey, you-you know-- you know what? You know what?
- It`s gonna be okay, dude. - I`m not getting a pulse.
You owe me one, bro.
Jesus! Who is this girl?
I don`t wanna get caught in the middle of a cemetery.
[ Dave ] Keep it clean, keep it clean, huh, mister?
[ Boat Departing ]
-Juan, we have to know. - What did you do,Juan? - What did you do,Juan?
- [ Dirk Screaming ] - [ Shrieking ]
[ Screaming, Laughing ]
- [ Panting, Sobbing ] - You`ve got your arms around me,Jenny.
- [ Chanting ] - [ Both Moaning ]
No! No!
Oh, yeah.
[ Footsteps Fading ]
[ Rattling ]
- Ahhhhhh! - Yeah!
Piss on that I'm bringing a Ma-che-tay
[ Growling ]
[ Gulps ] Maybe...
I know that chick. That`s the chick on that TVshow--
Lars Brunckhorst, everybody.
- Welcome to the island. Please, keep walking. - Listen, I--
I know who it is. It`s Machete Phil, come out from the jungle.
And he once said something very wise:
[ Footsteps Resume ]
- [ Grunting ] - [ Grunting ]
I just wanted to leave my past behind me when I came here.
We`re gonna go for a quick romp in the jungle before the pool party.
Looking fantastic. This is one of the top five cardio--
[Jenny on TV] Here are humans, here is God, and here are we.
Play Margaritaville.`` I love that song.
I know things you don`t.
[ Sobs ] oh, God.!
- [Jenny ] Hurry.! - Hey, that`s what I call service!
- [ Moaning Continues ] - [ Lars ] Putman.!
And they say he took that same machete...
[ Footsteps Continue ]
further and further away from the lights of the club...
- [ Grunts ] - Come on!
What about the sign on Cliff? I mean, it clearly said, staff only.``
I know where this goes! Let`s go! Come on, quickly!
Thank God you`re not dead. Now, we need to get over to Pete`s cabana...
- Hurry.! Come on.! - [ Grunting Continues ]
I guess you also know that I took this song and turned it...
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- Bye. - [ Laughing ]
Pretzel!
Ow!
- [ Chuckles ] -Just take a right up there to get to the big path.
He just got electrocuted in the pool!