Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How when I was 13, I was going to get the curse. I was absolutely terrified.

I tell you, menopause was wonderful for me.

It is just a concept. It is not based on reality.

I'm not staying. He'll think I'm crazy cos why else would I be here?

- I've heard about those. - They didn't bother me.

You go on, honey. We'll be right here.

It barely did last time.

The year of my 13th birthday,

- I cancelled. - What do you mean?

An aphrodisiac. It's a substance that makes you feel sexy.

Don't talk for the rest of the afternoon.

You realise I'll be 65 when this child graduates high school?

I looked stunning. I'd had my teeth bonded. I was irresistible.

- Blanche, what is it? - My life is over.

I am exactly the same as I was.

- Men only value that in you? - They used to.

Doctor, there's a lizard out on the lanai that's looking piqued.

When you sit down and your thighs

I hope heaven has boots.

But now that you're dying, please forgive me, I didn't know.

Nobody in my family has ever seen a psychiatrist.

Don't say Joan Collins. She belongs in a wax museum.

- I think they're making... - What?

They never have to go through this.

Maybe he's too down to earth, nice and decent, you know what I mean?

Blanche? What happened?