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What the hell...?
(triumphant laughter)
That's 30 for the body, 10 more for the felony.
- Move your hand. - No, no!
We're all goin' fuckin' nuts. I'm losin' my mind.
- I gotta go. - Where?
Hey. How you doin'?
(Big Junior) I clean up my own mess.
- OK. I should be back in two hours. - OK.
There you go. Hang on.
Junior, I'm drunk. I was drunk. I'm sorry.
Hey, little girl.
I heard you lost your wife.
I wanna get your parents somethin' for getting my apartment back.
Come here.
Shit happens.
What you got, a test?
Did the prosecutor's office contact you about this?
Fuck you!
What's not gonna happen... that I'm gain' down.
I'm a good goddamn prosecutor, but I will make a greatjudge.
Listen...
You heard what? I ain't got nothin' to do with hot cars.
(guard) Come on. Time to go.
25.
Come on in.
You did it, right? And they know that. It's gonna be easy inside. It'll go like a dream.
- Who called you? - I don't know. Some guy.
I'll buy you a soda pop, all right?
Junior, what?
You don't like the taste of metal in your mouth, huh?
You like that one better?
How about F-A-B? Fucked at birth.
You got somethin' to say? You like to talk to the cops, huh?
We don't do that shit over here. Motherfucker!
...they'll know who did the talking.
- What are you doin' here? - I was just gonna ask you the same thing.
Come here.
Look what he did to my hand last week. He thought I shorted him $50.
You know the worst part about this job?
Now I got $350,000 worth of this guy's cars and no driver! I need your help here.
Would you mind lightin' one of those for me, please?
Well, maybe your man would still be alive if you'd bothered to let us in on it.
It's hard, what they do. Are you kiddin' me?
If he's got a big fuckin' mouth, take it up with him. I was tryin' to make conversation.
I'm fuckin' upset! So fuckin' upset! I can't take this bullshit.
- Get him! - Shit!
Hold on. Whoa!
It's called common courtesy. It's called professionalism!
Yeah, I remember. You andJimmy. Used to be, like, partyin' every night, right?
With what? Fuck with the bull, you get the horns? What is he, a matador?
You saw what happened to Kirillov? guess who's next
My guy was in fear of his life, and he fired in self-defence.