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Look what he did to my hand last week. He thought I shorted him $50.
We're all goin' fuckin' nuts. I'm losin' my mind.
I heard you lost your wife.
- Get him! - Shit!
Come on in.
...they'll know who did the talking.
You don't like the taste of metal in your mouth, huh?
You saw what happened to Kirillov? guess who's next
Hey, little girl.
Yeah, I remember. You andJimmy. Used to be, like, partyin' every night, right?
It's called common courtesy. It's called professionalism!
What the hell...?
Did the prosecutor's office contact you about this?
With what? Fuck with the bull, you get the horns? What is he, a matador?
I'm a good goddamn prosecutor, but I will make a greatjudge.
You heard what? I ain't got nothin' to do with hot cars.
Hold on. Whoa!
Junior, what?
Now I got $350,000 worth of this guy's cars and no driver! I need your help here.
Shit happens.
You know the worst part about this job?
If he's got a big fuckin' mouth, take it up with him. I was tryin' to make conversation.
I'll buy you a soda pop, all right?
There you go. Hang on.
25.
(guard) Come on. Time to go.
Come here.
(Big Junior) I clean up my own mess.
Listen...
What's not gonna happen... that I'm gain' down.
- I gotta go. - Where?
- OK. I should be back in two hours. - OK.
We don't do that shit over here. Motherfucker!
It's hard, what they do. Are you kiddin' me?
You like that one better?
You did it, right? And they know that. It's gonna be easy inside. It'll go like a dream.
Hey. How you doin'?
How about F-A-B? Fucked at birth.
- Move your hand. - No, no!
Well, maybe your man would still be alive if you'd bothered to let us in on it.
(triumphant laughter)
What you got, a test?
You got somethin' to say? You like to talk to the cops, huh?
- What are you doin' here? - I was just gonna ask you the same thing.
My guy was in fear of his life, and he fired in self-defence.
That's 30 for the body, 10 more for the felony.
I wanna get your parents somethin' for getting my apartment back.
I'm fuckin' upset! So fuckin' upset! I can't take this bullshit.
Come here.
- Who called you? - I don't know. Some guy.
Fuck you!
Junior, I'm drunk. I was drunk. I'm sorry.
Would you mind lightin' one of those for me, please?