Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Whatever. - Let's go.

Yes. Breast pumps.

Clint can talk Thai Clint talk Thai, very well

Jack talk Thai very well.

but if I gave you the wrong impression

Not mine. It's not.

Are you a pothead focker?

I don't know. We haven't discussed it, but,

Hey, there he is! Get out here.

Is Your Name Gaylord Focker? Yes Or No

AND WE COMMEMORATE THEM NOW AS WE WRAP UP OUR SALADS

Oh, thanks, Jack. You, too.

Why don't we let the kids freshen up?

Guess who's back in The circle of trust

I will bring you down… I will bring you down to Chinatown!

Your IT organization sucks at outlook calendar integration

I don't... I just happen to be more of a dog lover.

but you can be a real jerk sometimes.

Oh shit are stupid tree gets pulled over on Interstate 5555 Let's watch Phineas and Ferb ducky Momo gets killed by a Tesla Model y

Look, I understand you've probably had premarital relations with my Pam,

(Jack) This is Pam's cat, Jinxy.

Thats it Go to your room now

(Needles jumping)

Could you milk these faker ?

- (Bob) Way to go, Greg! - Gave us a little scare, huh?

My sister had a cat and the cat birthed a litter of kittens.

'Can you deal with THAT?!'

Attack, attack, attack. Attack, attack, attack-attack

He was giving me their visas!

Get fucking dialed!

Geoff Talk Japanese Geoff Talk Japanese Real Well

- You OK, sweetie? - Yeah.

I'm Everywhere Focker!

Mm, I... I don't think so.

Oh, shit. How'd you get here?

Pam, did you know that your father started his own business?

I bet you do, ya bdf

My dad sees smoking as a sign of weakness.

Until we meet...

I thought I just bought some.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

(Scoffs) Jack can't talk Thai.

You're getting married in two weeks? That's...a little soon.

No. The answer is they will not.

so if I set you up can you spike it?

Come here, little Jinxy.

This is very disappointing, Roman

So what if he took the MCATs? He's still not good enough for Pam.

Go ahead, open it up.

I'd say rounding second base.

and I love you.

JC was a Jew! You’re in good company!

- Nice shot, Maverick! - Sweet setup, Iceman!

Well, so was JD! Wow. You're in good company.

I'm so happy you're home, sweetheart.

Jinxy cat, Jinxy cat

I just... I love you.

And the world famous plastic surgeon Dr. Larry.

Go take a shower, get dressed and come down.

I thought he would love my gift, being this big flower guy,

OK, good. Come on, let's go inside and have breakfast.

Oh no, fellas… Gooch can talk Thai. Gooch can talk Thai very well.

Staged staged staged, staged staged staged staged

Get your hot buns Hot patooties

Do you want to marry her?

Nothing. I just...I just feel like, you know, we're so close.

but I couldn't save you,

I'll take it to the Byrnes' and tomorrow Robert and Deborah

I mean, can you ever really trust another human being, Greg?

Do you need Gaylord boxes yes or no

Maybe he's nervous, too, huh?

He told me he grew up on a farm.

How’s your portfolio

Yeah. 0ne of my favorites.

The house that we grew up in was originally erected

Come on, let's go.

Couldn't this be construed as illegal? Invasion of privacy?

Devant toi surgit un arc-en-ciel

What if I'm a reporter for an internationally recognized news agency?

Bomb bo-bo-bomb bo-bom-bom-bo-bomb!!

Considering I carved it all by hand from one piece of wood...

I'm in love with you.

- I'll get that. - I'll get it.

He can't take the picture, /u/edavagola. He lacks the strength and the opposable thumbs.

No. The answer is I will not.

- Oh! - No, no!

No, Jack. Not traditionally.

I'm everywhere, Focker

I BET YOU WOULD, PANAMA RED.

IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE THUMBS, FOCKER!

Yes, I thought with my experience, why let retirement stop me?

(Larry) Nice one, Nurse!

You see, when Jack had to retire for health reasons...

- No. - OK, yes.

You're really on a roll there bud

The only way would be if you came over here right now and tried to pry it from my dead lifeless fingers, ok?

It's OK. It's OK.

- Greg's in medicine, too, Larry. - Oh, really? What field?

Well, we’ll look forward to that Greg

But let's put all that behind us and enjoy our weekend together.

If I can handle a weekend without sex and cigarettes,

I’d say strong to quite strong

- Not on the lawn! - Kevin!

Are you gonna go with the guys with the earmuffs and put it there?

Please step aside, sir.

My eye! Oh, my eye!

“I like movies, Regal? Can you comp me?”

SOMEONE GOT A VISIT FROM THE HAIR FAIRY!!

but to put you outside the Circle.

I don't not like cats.

Hank Macatee called me and told me he found Jinxy.

It was just a temporary solution until I could find the real Jinx.

- Thought you'd like that. - I do.

Oh, how exciting

You tried to milk her, didn’t you, you sick son of a bitch!

- 2:35? - 'Affirmative.'

Yeah, I'd have to be pretty high.

OK, the sun is out, the grill is hot and the pool is luke,

I just feel this isn't going well. Your dad hates me.

Oh, no, Dina, Jack talk Thai. Jack talks Thai very well.

Dad seems to like him, don't you think?

Yup. Just got to do one more thing.

No, wrong number. We're out of Collins, so I'll go to the store.

Jake can talk Thai. Jake talk Thai very well.

Oh you can call me Bob… MD!

Nice shot Maverick! Sweet set up Ice Man!

The other day, I saw this dog, he had, like, a gimp, he couldn't...

'What? The Jerusalem what?

Oh. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. That...

× "All Right, Focker, I'm A Patient Man." “ that’s one eight weeks of stay at home orders will do to you .”

You know Whatever

Oh, now, Greg, you have a very unique last name.

Gaylord M Focker?

Ein Klassiker, musste sein

(Pam) Jinxy. Jinxy!

Bomb, bomb, bomb. Bomb, bomb, bomb-bomb.

We should be all right with only one usher.

You can't say Gulf of Mexico in the White House.

- I don't need a jacket. - It's cold out. Hold on.

- (Tires squealing) - (Dina) Whoa, Nelly!

Almost. Except for that tail.

Chad talk Thai. Chad talk Thai very well!

Jinxy! Come here.

I bet you would Panama Red