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That's it, men.
You know how it feels to have your heart shot
I'm Commander Armin Harbinger. I'm in charge.
but I run from no man.
Tonight, the president and his top advisers will burn the midnight oil.
They see many boats, so they won't be suspicious.
- President Benson made no statements. - Oh! My knee!
You were too wrapped up in being Miss Perfect College to notice me.
We'll have a good time, baby, don't you worry
Sign the document.
Now I need to speak to The President. Can You Arrange That?"
Off to prison, American Satans.
You're moving too much. Quit spinning!
I don't want it.
Go.
President Benson, Prime Minister Soto,
#GOODLUCK
Dexter?
My rescue mission was underway.
Presidential military adviser Colonel Denton Walters
No Indians here. Over.
Presidents Bush, Reagan, Carter, Ford and Nixon
I'm so excited
Now, that's a hell of a gun.
A very beautiful sonata My inamorata
You're as pretty as when you dumped me.
The junior senator from Minnesota, Gray Edwards.
Kiss me like you've never kissed me before.
I kill you where you stand, you imperialist Yankee-Doodle dork.
Topper, they didn't make you this fighting machine.
he loved you, I tried to have you killed.
I can't walk.
Ramada, I do love you. I've tried to forget you
- ...you had to walk into this one. - I tried to stay away.
They are treating me good here.
What's that, Bill?
That's it, good night.
And in 15 years, when they're all paid for,
Find out what she knows.
No, something else.
Hey, this is where your conditioning pays off.
Follow me.
Topper Harley!
Like, for instance,
And so I would like to propose a toast.
An enemy control boat has changed course and is heading for our people.
That little blond girl got scared.
and eating two helpings of grapefruit and creamed corn.
Prime Minister Tojo, Senator Edwards,
Lost? Not a chance.
Like an island, he's all alone
Then, suddenly, it happened.
Mr. President, we need a plan.
five, four, three, two...
No! We'll lose Topper and Dexter.
Why me? Because You're the best of what's left
Know what I'm gonna do if we make it?
They see a woman, they will know we are masquerading.
Nothing outlast the…
You've come an awful long way to lecture me.
Both squads failed.
Onboard. We're getting out.
by milking the White House goats
My parents are dead. My dog ate them.
Well, no damn wonder I didn't recognize you then.
Oh, God.
If I'm not there in 15, you know what to do.
With the election 10 days away, it may be a setback for the White House.
Topper!