Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What a surprise this is.
We'd been captured, tied up and kidnapped.
And there's the Vietnam War Memorial.
No, serious surgery like a blown kidney or something.
It's something no man could understand.
Oh, that one?
What are we gonna do now?
Hispanic female doctor or gay male masseuse?
So it's basically, would you rather get a massage from a gay man or die?
What was that about? Who were those guys?
They didn't think I was far enough, but I was like:
PETER!!! YOU SHITTED ALL OVER THE BED
Gosh, that's all so fascinating.
Permission granted.
REO Speedwagon saved us several stops...
You want a sandwich full of knuckles? That's it, Cleveland, you take Cleveland.
What the hell is this place?
Anymore bright ideas, professor?
I guess there's nothing to do now but head back home.
I got another one. Let Amy Winehouse spit in your mouth...
Mr. and Mrs. Griffin, the reason Chris was suspended...
You and I will have one cabin...
Uncle Ben's converted brown rice was on sale.
Peter, what are you doing?
- I got suspended for saying bad words. - Oh, for god's sake!
- What do you mean? - Well, you've seen our secret island.
Put it up on the screen.
It's funny when it happens to other people.
This'll be way more fun than hanging out in Maine with the wives...
Well, gentlemen, I hope you've enjoyed the tour of our facility.
This way we can tailor jokes to where the need is greatest.