Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But we didn't know. We didn't know.

Maybe after quitting time, I'll have a mimosa and tell you then.

(INHALES DEEPLY) anus - bu

Guys, we did it. We found the source of the world's dirty jokes.

- Oh, I don't know. Wait, here you go. - Thanks.

Halloween and Christmas

Okay, Quagmire, he's asleep.

It's great to have you all here.

I'm afraid you must stay here for the rest of your lives.

I can't hear you!

Let me ask you, have you ever worked in an office with other women...

You will now listen as I attempt to swallow this microphone.

- Oh, yeah. - Oh, my God.

Joe, you take Joe. Quagmire, you take Quagmire.

to find the splendid source of off-color humor as we know it.

Drop your guns. Do as he says.

And if we had known what lay ahead...

So here's some footage of an ape scratching himself.

and imagine feeling that for hours.

- He knows every dirty joke ever written. - Then that's the guy we gotta talk to.

as we're pulling away, you know where to find us.

But our idle curiosity was satisfied, so everything worked out.

I got a spear you can shake. Ha!

Excuse me, have you seen...? Hold on a second, I'm trying...

He's a family guy

Joe, that's so dumb.