Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Stop right where you are. - Down on the ground.
And so began our journey...
Oh, I'm afraid that's quite impossible.
The seat of government for the world's former most powerful nation.
So this chick meets a guy at a bar and...
- Who are you? - I am the dean.
Laugh and cry
I gotta admit, Quagmire, despite all the problems...
Who's texting me?
Principal Shepherd, we promise you, it won't happen again.
Those are all the monuments I read about in school.
"P.S. your vagina is in the sink."
After flying for what seemed like hours...
- Can you play our song? Okay, lead singer from Asia.
Bender heard it from Al Harrington. Harrington from REO Speedwagon.
- "Good morning, ladies"? - Ha, ha! I told you that one.
You know about our network of joke distribution agents, like the bellhop.
That was the reason we walked through Crate & Barrel.
- Aah! - Now take me back to Virginia...
- Was it, Chris? - No, Mr. Quagmire told it to me.
"P.S. Your vagina's in the sink."
for telling one of your dirty jokes. - I'm sorry.
We were wondering where you heard that joke you told Quagmire.
Think of the most intense pain you've ever felt...
Every plane there's gotta be a crying baby and a mother ignoring it.
I don't know where Chris heard the joke but I can assure you it wasn't at home.
showing me some dumb-ass brochure.
but you know what I'm saying.
Check that Vietnamese guy giving business to those Vietnam vets.
By the eighth month, I had hemorrhoids that hung like bunches of grapes.
Peter! You just crapped all over the bed!
Ps… Your vaginas in the sink
Damn, he's nowhere in sight. I'll ask these fellas. Maybe they've seen him.
A quest, Joe. We go on a quest to find the source of the world's dirty jokes.
If you have a change of heart and wanna chase us down the street...
- Is the man gay? - No.