Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, don't! All the money goes to my bitch ex-wife!
- Wow. - Like, minor surgery?
Hi there. What can I do for you gentlemen?
that joke is freaking hilarious. Where'd you hear it?
You drove us to Virginia?
Oh, what the hell, so am I.
Shut the fuck up. So she puts the liverwurst in her vagina...
and Bonnie and Joe and Quagmire will have the other two.
Sign me up for Cooper.
Quagmire, shut up. We're here.
Hey, Quagmire, you got Chris suspended from school...
So the gym teacher says, "How'd you get the two black eyes?"
The timeskip was the show
From this room, we can see the entire world's joke supply.
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Well, yeah, but how would anyone do that?
We enjoy each other's company.
to talk about cancer kids or something, but I was like, "No way, monkey scratch."
See, the March of Dimes wanted this air time...
Peter!
I took them off and hummed them at the wall...
Attention, student body.
Permission to go to the bride-is-a-whore file.