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FORGET IT, SAM.
IT'S A SUBTLE DIFFERENCE AT BEST, DIANE.
HERE I THINK THIS THOUGHT?
SUMNER, LET'S CUT THE CRAP.
ARE MY IDEA OF CONVERSATION.
I ALMOST GOT IT FINISHED.
I FINISHED IT.
YAAH!
AND I THINK THAT STINKS.
SPLENDID!
EVERYONE'S GONNA WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY APARTMENT.
BUT YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN ONE TO LISTEN
TO GO BACK TO MY EX-WIFE.
REDUCE YOU TO A PILE OF BLUBBERING FLESH
CONVERSATION WAS GREEK.
TO ASSOCIATE WITH YOUR FRIENDS
AND I'LL READ TO YOU.
HI, SAM.
LET'S SIT DOWN RIGHT HERE,
YOU SAID YOU'D BE RIGHT BACK.
WHY'D THEY ASK YOU TO CHANGE YOUR SEATS?
YOU'RE FORGIVEN.
WHERE'S DIANE?
AH, DIANE.
WANT ME TO PUNCH HIS LIGHTS OUT FOR YOU?
YOU LET A COIN DECIDE THIS?
THAT STREAKED ACROSS THE SKY LIKE A METEOR.
SAM!
I TRIED SEVERAL TIMES TO INCLUDE YOU.
HOW ABOUT I THROW THE SCUZZBALL OUT OF HERE?
WHAT WAS THE NAME AGAIN?
UNTIL THEN.
WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU?
TAKING A BREAK FROM ALL YOUR WORRIES
I DID COME BACK TO SEE
I HAVE TO APOLOGIZE FOR SAM
NOW, WHY DON'T WE BOTH
WELL, I SLEPT ON MY STOMACH LAST NIGHT.