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Sarah, I know that you think you're in love with me right now...
It's almost too much juxtaposition for me, you know what I mean?
- Good thing I got you an extra shirt... - Screw this.
So come on, man, what's up?
I mean, look, it's been like months of nonstop sex.
I originally grew these bangs because I hate my forehead.
Gonna make this right, okay?
So no F-bombs, P-bombs. Actually, no B-through S-bombs. No bombs.
It's better than being numb your whole life. You end up doing weird things.
I'm not doing, like, squats or anything?
- Right. - Heh, heh.
Now we can just go back to the way things were.
You got Cece pregnant?
- Did you just call me a "girl"? - Are you wearing something sexy?
I'm not gonna sit here and bond with you about this.
What's he better than you at, huh?
Ouli?
Why do you have so many bras? You're a teacher.
I'll ask somebody else. I'll just... Yeah.
Unh!
So Sarah and I learned to use the pasta maker today, which was cool.
Winter Olympics. Uh-huh.