Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You had a shot with Montgomery Clift? How old are you?

Are the movie rights available for that one?

- Standing up to pee versus the squat... - Phil, come on!

- We thought there was something wrong with you. - Sorry.

And I can't slather that boring music in tartar sauce.

Or clearly it's not on yet. But it will be.

Buddy, don't close yourself off from new things.

I was minding my own business, like you should be.

because I never get him to do anything different.

but Mr. Kleezak is...

And keep your blinds closed when you're doing your little sexy dance.

I know I freaked out on you last night, but you have to see it from my point of view.

He was a redneck who drove a car called the General Lee...

- Wait. What about you, Mitchell? - Um, okay.

So all you need to do is put her down in about half hour...

Get your affairs in order, people. This is the end.

and another flock of birds fell out of the sky.

- You're doing great. - Honey...

You sound like Walt. He gets confused a lot. It's hilarious.

What are you two arguing about? Never mind. I don't wanna know.

And... I don't know... maybe the problem was me.

Maybe if you had gone to the concert instead...

- Hey. Oh, my God!

Ay, Jay. I... I think you have to take me now to the hospital.

Listen, I'm five away. I hope you like blueberry scones and Dusty Springfield.

Well, I can relate to that.

Is Walt the one who's always skateboarding?

You don't have anything. You can spend all day long with him.