Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So I'm gonna go ahead and hang up with you. Give Pepper a big kiss for me.

Hump day. Am I right, Jay?

Okay. Now I'm really confused.

- I'll see you later. - What are you going to do?

and not let a serial killer in the front door.

Crispin's was Joey Mclntyre... whoever that is.

Ay, ay, ay. My head.

That is so nice.

Cartoon, kills himself, she loses an arm.

- Right. - Wow. You are stunning.

Well, you made a date with him last night. Don't you remember?

I think I just pulled something.

So, okay. Come on. Let's go.

Yes. Well, we'll see you on Saturday night. Bye, sweetie.

- They're our gay friends. - I think that was clear.

Can't come fast enough. Quittin' time. Am I right, Jay?

I'm gonna walk like a man, fast as I can, to that bar over there.

Nothing. I just had a little ice cream.

Ooh, I love westerns. The bloodier the better.

I didn't know it was a crush because I was only eight at the time.

I'm sure you have better things to do, so...

To my friend Walt's house to watch High Noon.

We haven't, uh, formally met. Phil Dunphy.

You don't even have to pay me. I promise I'll take super good care of her.

My friends text and Facebook all the fun stuff they're doing...

I'm not wearing shoes right now.

Are you sure you're all right, Gloria?

- Oh. - Be back in a couple hours.

Oh, we're gonna be totally fine. You just go, get your gay on.