Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know what? Canestrino must be on crack.
All right, Tough Guy, Shortstop, Fancy Pants, get over here.
Now go an octave below.
Do my chore day after day And they don't want any lip
- Oh, right on. - All right?
No. I don't think so. No.
Mötorhead?
Boom! Big old explosion.
- Maybe we should just get tickets. - Let's get tickets!
The dining-room table seats 1 4, with no inserts...
I'm a teacher All I need are minds for molding
Oh, Miss Mullins. Come in.
I mean, you know how he gets in the morning.
l'd like to see you try. You wouldn't last a day.
- Hey, hey. What is that? - What's what?
- You guys rock. How old are you? - Ten.
Just because you're not in the band doesn't mean you're not in the band.
I'm a working stiff. And that's cool.
- That saved... - Stop, before I start crying.
OK? Give that a try.
because those that can't do, teach.
- That's very nice. - Actually, it isn't,
Here we go!
No late parties, drinking tequila, and trying to get lucky
That's all? Well, that's a mistake.
Can I be the band stylist instead?
- Ever play electric guitar? - My dad won't let me.
Yeah
and I don't want to be in breach of educational law
Please take your seats.
You're getting in the way
Do you have another blanket?
lf you don't come up with some money, she'll dump me.
There's no way you can stop
- No, I only play piano. - OK. All right, fair enough.
And I want the backup singers to be like:
Actually, he's how I was appointed to the Presidential Council
Step off! Step off! Step off! Step off!
am i toxed up yet? yes very.
That's really good. Just stay right here.
Now give me an E chord. Just go:
Nathan plays at khc
I'm talking about bands that rock.
Well, l've been... l've been dying to ask you something, Mr. Schneebly.
Play it up here on the cymbal, but really light.
Rocking ain't no walk in the park, lady.
from Maggot Death. That's the real you.
- Doesn't that mean you're drunk? - No. lt means I was drunk yesterday.
- Mr. Schneebly? - Yeah?
You hate teachers, is that what you're about?
You're out.
Miss ''Dumbum'' ain't your teacher today, I am.
- Hey. - What's this?
All right. All right.
How can you kick me out Of what is mine?
Now let's get out there and melt some faces!
Well, baby, you just better forget it
- Yes! - All right.
Hey, you've got something everybody wants.
School of Rock! School of Rock!
And that pressure has turned me into one thing that I never wanted to be.
Iv just been informed that all your children are missing...
We were singing. We were singing and learning.
Dude, l've been mooching off you for years,
When I’m rolling in the Benjamins, I’ll throw you and your dog a bone.
because the world is run by The Man.
Do you think I could cut out a little early today? I got some stuff I gotta do.
but if we do, we will fall with dignity!
Now let's get out there and melt some faces!
Scratching and surviving Good time
Stay there. I'm gonna put on some music.
but we need somebody to start immediately.
You Could Say That
Factotum.
- You got a job. Doing what? - I do what Ned does, temping.
Man, you know I don't have it.
- We're set. - What about the lights?
So just verbal abuse?
Dewey, you know, maybe it's time to give up those dreams.
I know when I count you Down from ten
to make sure everyone is doing their job.
- You want to learn something? - Yes, I do.
And if you wanna be The teacher's pet
Just because you're not in the band (mmmobbin') Doesn't mean you're not in the band
lt is the afternoon. I meant now.
Make sure no one outside knows what we're doing.
Let's go. Come on.
All right. Frankie, how's security?
Tip of the tongue the teeth and the lips
- Not what magic man say - Say what?
Oh, yeah
OK, I will sing it for you, but let me just get in the zone.
And that's why you're in the band. You, sing.
I'll be good i swear
- lt means you're an alcoholic. - Wrong.
because I could be dismembered by the teacher's union.
Let’s get rocking!
and she's not gonna be happy when she hears about this.
Look, they're just really cool kids. lf they were mine, I would be so proud.
We were just discussing testing.
Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?
12:00-12:45 basketball history 12:45-1:30 basketball appreciation and theory
This is the best school I have ever teached at. I swear.
and you can see me and my guitar.
OK, well, there's a drum solo in it that goes:
I'm hungry Thought I could survive on you
Oh, my God! He’s an idiot!
Friendly reminder. Kindly submit before 9/10
Everybody.
What if I’m not cool enough?
You're tacky and i hate you.
Flight
from ''You're not hardcore''. One, two, three.
Why didn't you raise your hand when I was looking for singers?
Anyway, all the stuff you want your kids to know, it's been covered, OK?
lt was just a warm-up.
- Just wanted to say I'm sorry. - That's fine.
it's very... it's very cool.
We’re not cool enough
What are you talking about? it's sissy.
Baby, we were making straight A's
Chimes, Freddy.
Good, because I need the money. Now, listen.
- We're not here for the show. - We have a situation.
You have to. You're their teacher. You have to give the presentation.
lt may sound easy, but nothing could be harder.
And those that can't teach… teach gym. Am I right?
It means you're an alcoholic... Wrong.
You know what? FSU guy must me on crack… …right kids?
NO MORE SECRET SONGS
Now smile and nod your head and let me see your eyeballs wide
Band manager.
lt's time for my solo
Roadies, that means dry ice. We're gonna talk about this later.
To your positions. To your positions!
That's what I'm talking about.
You wouldn't come to work hung-over unless you were.
- What's your name? - Freddy Jones.
Dewey, hey, it's the first of the month, and...
FUNNY INSTA FAILS mattew
ln the White House, down the hall. Miss Mullins, she's The Man.
I tell you, people it's harder than it looks