Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And y'all can hang out at school all you want.

Their six year anniversary's coming up.

I'll see you in heaven.

-[gasps] -Big boy energy.

-Mm-hm. -I'm fixing that.

-I'm in. -[sighs]

I'm a pair of islands.

Yeah, that feels rude.

I don't do this shit for my health.

but it's actually just tin spray painted in gold.

Okay! Stop! Stop. Stop talking.

has called to check on you.

It's like some Romeo and Juliet type shit.

I was in there 47 minutes, okay? I'm good.

C'mon, I'm fine.

♪ Somebody wants to hear you say ♪

♪ They wanna wake up with you everyday ♪

[muffled] I couldn't let you sleep out here alone.

She can't, like, stop me from loving him.

she might reconsider.

[cell phone bleeps]

I mean, we all do.

Mm. You and me both, Buster.

Do you have a reason for being parked this lengthy a duration in the neighborhood?

[chuckles] What am I doing?

Your mom loves me.

I'm on the phone with her all day long,

I've got a big one,

Okay. All right, fine.

...they're a little over the top for my taste.

[clears throat] Ladies...

What's going on?

Good day, Countess Saint John.

and we're bounty hunting.

You said that your mom worked two jobs.

Okay, that's enough.

And I'm out a shit ton for her.

Oh, this is my driveway.

That was a nothing. She made Honor Roll again.

Eww. Save that for the bathtub.

Do you want me to tell them?

Which he did, after he threw up in someone's yard

Don't hang up on me, you--

You know how you can have a favorite dress

When really, they--

-I love you. -[disconnect tone]

trying to hock cheap rhinestones to unsuspecting women.

I don't understand how something that feels so good

Yeah, yeah, I know.

Then you tried to do my job.

♪ I’m around When your day’s gone all wrong ♪

-Uh-- -No! No! No! Uh, she can't vote yet.

that wouldn't laugh me out.

like "F Everything" and "Om Shanti Shiny".

[Sterling sighs]

I was hoping the first time you came to my house

I'll call you later.

so I can wake up in the morning and call my girlfriend.

when you have truly learned the error of your ways.

but I'm not sure if Eeyore here is up for the challenge.

You know, one day you're a single woman

Anyway, y'all get the skip next time, will ya?

I need to go stage my room like I wasn't 12 in the last five years.