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Just taking initiative, Mommy.
Yeah.
And I figure, here comes some crazy fool,
Using the Lord like that!
Well, hello there.
Law enforcement.
But what if you stand up really fast and then you pull your nose?
Company policy.
She bailed... and I took over.
for my mom's Richie Rich party.
gonna shoot up the place.
That new wallpaper is to die for.
-You really don't like cops. -Nope.
Uh...
What if he wants a tour?
I'm gonna need to see the paperwork you have on your skip, sir.
I know. We're gonna get through it.
I don't really know what "chiefin'" means, but...
You're turning down all my damn skips today.
is pretending he's on the force out of nostalgia.
Okay.
Stop it!
I'm just saying that it is all good.
I don't know.
I bow before you and this beautiful vehicle.
He's a cop!
-I have to go. -Yeah.
Mm.
Ask away.
But Blair did that, too! And we're halfway to paying you back.
I don't know who you're talking about!
People have stupid nights.
Uh...
Um, cool. Yeah. Glad that's cleared up.
Hey!
What's Kendra like?
♪ Ooh somebody loves you ♪
does it all over again.
Us brothers in law enforcement,
Honey, that is the last thing we need.
Vernon left for his hunting trip today.
What was the charge, loitering?
You know, thank you, girls, but... [chuckles]
That breaks my heart.
all of a sudden, one day you look in the mirror, and...
Yeah, but... not like this.
we'll tell our parents that were thinking about our choices.
Living 22 minutes away is basically like living in another state.
♪ Ooh somebody loves you ♪
-You shot somebody? -You shot a cop?
that you're... you know...
[cell phone bleeps]
-[breathing fast] Sorry! -You should be!
Is that, like, how you identify,
was a year ago in Knoxville.
Thank you.
-Oh, man. Of course. -Yeah. Yeah.
Or don't. Just have fun!
We should order waffles, you're right.